Ok, did everyone watch the new 90210 last night? Sweet 16 party with martinis! Jennie Garth looked like the youngest one there! Shannen Doherty's
overbite has taken over her oldie face! That main girl giggled her way
through the entire episode! I thought she was on the weed! And howabout
sex kitten Naomi? Whenever she tried to cry and emote, I kept wanting
to pass her a Correctol and tell her to call it a day.
Though, to give them credit, they did capture the spirit of the original. It did bring my ass back, except this time everyone is texting and giving blowjobs in the parking lot instead of wearing peasant dresses and chokers and having bitchy slumber parties.
It got "eh" reviews. The Boston Globe called it "pretty bad" (Jesus, I guess I could write for them, huh?) and Variety said it was "a pallid copy" of the original.
The one unintentional laugh I got out of it was at that whore's party when she had the video clips of herself posing on the monitors. It totally looked like one of those Playboy videos you could buy of Pamela Anderson rolling around on a farm at Sam Goody in the early 1990s.
Oh, and the other was "I'm breaking up with us." HAH! It's no "I choose me," asshole!
Though, to give them credit, they did capture the spirit of the original. It did bring my ass back, except this time everyone is texting and giving blowjobs in the parking lot instead of wearing peasant dresses and chokers and having bitchy slumber parties.
It got "eh" reviews. The Boston Globe called it "pretty bad" (Jesus, I guess I could write for them, huh?) and Variety said it was "a pallid copy" of the original.
The one unintentional laugh I got out of it was at that whore's party when she had the video clips of herself posing on the monitors. It totally looked like one of those Playboy videos you could buy of Pamela Anderson rolling around on a farm at Sam Goody in the early 1990s.
Oh, and the other was "I'm breaking up with us." HAH! It's no "I choose me," asshole!
Krystyn says:
I taped this and will have to wait to watch. The Hubbinator wasn't really into it. Go figure. I was hoping for more of a juicy recap though...
say what? says:
J, I vote for you to recap this mess...at least until it gets canceled.
Katie says:
Who has time to watch shit like this? It's just such a waste, isn't it? Ick!
Julie says:
I was totally hopinng a recap! I caught bits and pieces and was hoping you could fill in the gaps! Maybe next time...
lucifer says:
I 4got this ish was on last nite but apparently I did not miss much.
Just let Brenda kick Kelly's a$$
All I want.
Jeanie says:
OK, I was REALLY bored last night and so I sat through the whole two hours. Why two hours? The plot lines wrapped up nicely after the first hour. I never watched the original 90210, but wasn't it really campy and sort of after school special-ish? If so, this sequel hit the same mark. They covered: plagarism, lying to parents, vandalism, drug addiction, underage drinking, oral sex, on-campus fights. Oh and the principal years ago fathered a baby with former girlfriend. WTF?? The baby was given up for adoption and is an adult now, so kind of a non-issue, right? One thing that bugged: Annie and Silver are the first leave the sweet 16 party, they go straight to the beach to find cheater boy already full-on surfing? What?? Cheater boy was still at the party when the girls left. That made no sense at all. Also a high school student flying his date to San Fran for the evening was totally weird too. One more thing - Means girls had matching "friend" tatoos but stopped being friends when they were in 8th grade. How were they able to get tatoos at age 12?? And why would a teacher not totally narc on all his students at a bar?