Lily Allen & Elton John Cat Fight

To which he replied (you can see it on youdtube):

"I can still snort you under the table."

She says, "I don't know what you're talking about."

The nerve of her. She should wish to be around for as long as him.

What a lush.

Lily Allen is an obnoxious, rude, sloppy, uneducated drunk. She's the worst of British. I cannot abide her. Why they let her present an award is a wonder to me. Whatever your opinion of Elton, he deserves to be spoken to with more respect than that.

The uneducated often turn to drugs and alcohol because they are confused. Rather than find answers in a book, they die a little death to kill time until the suffering passes.

She needs to grow up a little instead of trying to go unconscious until she's 40 years older only to wake up and realize she had the opportunity to do more with her life, talent and fame.

If she thinks she's got is so bad (whatever demons she's battling inside) she should go visit and orphanage, a retirement home, a home for the terminally ill, or areas of Sumatra that descimated families in the last Tsunami there, to gain perspective. She should take a college course so she can teach me how to spell "descimate."

I think Elton showed he really cared about her because he chose tough love rather than to be an enabler. It's not like he took her to a back room and said, "Let's have some fun." In essence he told her, "What's important is health and quality of life."

Good for Elton. He's really come a long way. He's not just watching someone be weak and turning a blind eye. He's a good man.

The uneducated often turn to drugs and alcohol because they are confused. Rather than find answers in a book, they die a little death to kill time until the suffering passes.

She needs to grow up a little instead of trying to go unconscious until she's 40 years older only to wake up and realize she had the opportunity to do more with her life, talent and fame.

If she thinks she's got is so bad (whatever demons she's battling inside) she should go visit and orphanage, a retirement home, a home for the terminally ill, or areas of Sumatra that descimated families in the last Tsunami there, to gain perspective. She should take a college course so she can teach me how to spell "descimate" because I give up.

I think Elton showed he really cared about her because he chose tough love rather than to be an enabler. It's not like he took her to a back room and said, "Let's have some fun." In essence he told her, "What's important is health and quality of life."

Good for Elton. He's really come a long way. He's not just watching someone be weak and turning a blind eye. He's a good man.

God, Snowpie, you're a moron.

Seriously, Snow Pie -- that is the most lucid, literate post I've ever read on a gossip blog. LOL - It's "decimate", BTW.

I agree with you on most points, except where you believe Elton showed her snotty little ass some tough love. I think he was boasting, rather than chiding her. Who really cares how much powder he can hoover? Your beliefs are healthier than Elton's, obviously! And I think none of us know Mr. John well enough to gauge his emotional health.

Vaya con Dios.

Thanks for the spelling, Champ Burger.

True, I don't know what Elton's emotional health is. But, I do know he's a great singer, I just played "Your Song" on my piano last night and I can't hit on the notes vocally the way he does, but I keep trying.

I hope he doesn't want to party with her. Though they do make a cute couple. I'm pretty sure, if she makes it to his age, she's going to look exactly like him except a bit shorter.

I don't want to vaya con dios just yet, but s/he can come to me anytime. Gracias.

whats that song in the background called at 1:14 on the video???