News Bites: Jessica Alba Brings Her Stank To The Czech Republic

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-Jessica Alba is on the cover of Czech Esquire, looking like Barbarella, Stankadella. There's a Czech Esquire? She probably admitted her problem with irritability in the interview, knowing that few of us would be able to read it. Translate!

-Hilary Swank's set to get fat for a film role. The lithe actress will gain "20 to 30" lbs. for French Women Don't Get Fat. I'm a fan of Swank, but I love when it's some big deal when an actress lets her ass get jiggly. You think she'd done something hugely brave like donate bone marrow or carry a baby for someone.

-Sad drug addict Mackenzie Phillips will be spending a tenth stint in rehab. She's currently facing two felony drug possession charges, after they caught her at LAX with balloons of heroin falling out of her pantaloons. Someone recently reminded me that Mackenzie played a drug counselor on 90210 (the good version.) Tenth time's the charm?



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It's very unlikely that the Jessica Alba article is original - if there was something similar in the US or UK Esquire, then that's probably the source....

beautiful.

it says: Jessica Alba - actress who likes to provoke men

Translation: page 2

Who am I?
"I was never definitely claimed by any race, therefore I do not feel restrained or bound to one race in particular. I grew up in an mexican-american culture, my mom is of french-danish origin and I was brought up in a purely american way. So if they want to put me in a latino box, I don't mind, but it's not accurate. I am definitely more american than Cameron Diaz. Her father is cuban but nobody considers her latino because she is blond and blue eyed. The way people are put into boxes in Hollywood is definitely not accurate and their assessment of people is rather lacking."

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