So the VMAs actually had some nice tension this year. No one knew what the eff Russell Brand was talking about because dumb Americans don't understand lizardy British people. Russell Brand started bagging on the purity rings that the Jonas Bros wear and the virginal people got all up in arms about it. Namely, Jordin Sparks.
Your love may be on her like a tattoo but that doesn't mean you can clown on her for not letting you open her womenflower.
When Jordin took the stage at the VMAs, she called Russell's lanky ass out.
"I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring," she said. "because not everybody - guy or girl - wants to be a slut."
Good use of the word "slut" at an awards show, rebel. She got cheers because we're experiencing a whole new generation of complete morons who would actually marry someone without f*cking them first. That's really smart. Watch the divorce rate skyrocket when people find out on their wedding night that Charlie wants to be fisted while watching praying mantis porn.
Check out all photos of Jordin Sparks at the MTV Video Music Awards in the gallery.
Your love may be on her like a tattoo but that doesn't mean you can clown on her for not letting you open her womenflower.
When Jordin took the stage at the VMAs, she called Russell's lanky ass out.
"I just have one thing to say about promise rings. It's not bad to wear a promise ring," she said. "because not everybody - guy or girl - wants to be a slut."
Good use of the word "slut" at an awards show, rebel. She got cheers because we're experiencing a whole new generation of complete morons who would actually marry someone without f*cking them first. That's really smart. Watch the divorce rate skyrocket when people find out on their wedding night that Charlie wants to be fisted while watching praying mantis porn.
Check out all photos of Jordin Sparks at the MTV Video Music Awards in the gallery.




































don't wear a promise ring says:
I don't wear a promise ring but also don't want to sleep with everyone I date so I made the decision to wait till I am married. Less chance of my heart being broken, std's and giving myself away more than needed.
I love your blog but you've made comments more than once trashing people that want to wait to have sex. I'm done reading, I don't feel like having my moral decisions called stupid while you complain about others trashy your decisions.
cary says:
FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T CALL PEOPLE NAMES,OR SPREAD GOSSIP!
cary says:
FAT PEOPLE SHOULDN'T CALL PEOPLE NAMES,OR SPREAD GOSSIP!
LeslieD says:
I didn't wait until I was married but I support the decision of those that do wait. You know how great sex can turn into a disaster after the booze and drugs wear off don't you?? Sadly the alternative to getting to know someone and working on the sex and intimacy after marriage is fisting and praying mantis porn in your view? I normally enjoy your slightly nasty, witty comments but this was too much even for my twisted mind. Everyone knows that successful marriages don't involve great sex at all times but you have a lot more invested for those times so that you don't jump ship. Have another glass of wine while you think of those male praying mantis being eaten by the female after sex.
Leigh says:
I was going to say the exact thing that "don't wear a promise ring" said. I have enjoyed your "blog", but lately you have been making me sick to my stomach. I know it won't affect you at all, but I am taking my sick stomache elsewhere. I hope you anger and vile attitude doesn't ending up hurting you.
Leigh says:
I was going to say the exact thing that "don't wear a promise ring" said. I have enjoyed your "blog", but lately you have been making me sick to my stomach. I know it won't affect you at all, but I am taking my sick stomache elsewhere. I hope you anger and vile attitude doesn't ending up hurting you.
Lisa S says:
Gotta say I'm with J. on this one...I wouldn't buy a car without test driving it, so I'm definitely not entering a marriage without taking him round the block at least once.
Erika says:
Geez people are so touchy. What are you reading snarky blogs for if you're easily offended? Anyway, Jay, I think you're genius.
"Watch the divorce rate skyrocket when people find out on their wedding night that Charlie wants to be fisted while watching praying mantis porn."
Amazing.
Susan says:
I agree with Leigh. What a VILE thing to say.
Some people DO get married without having sex first and manage to last. In fact -- statistics show that people who live together before marriage have a higher divorce rate.
Susan says:
Just deleted this site off my favorites.
mg says:
As an open-minded reader, I say good riddance to you humorless, sad sacks. Your feigned moral indignation most likely belies a deep hypocrisy.
Jeanie says:
I don't care care whether you think it's stupid to wait until you're married, people have the right to make that decision without being mocked. As someone who waited until she was 26, I know it's a LOT harder to wait than to sleep around. What's so great about sleeping around anyway? I'm sick of all these Hollywood Hoes. Good for those kids who are doing something different. That said, J is a bitter angry person which is why he's so funny. I think everything he says should be taken with a grain of salt.
Sasha says:
Maybe J did go far but Jordin went farther. He didnt insult there morals but a sector of there rationale. She insinuated well flat out said those who diidnt were promiscous. So highschool sweethearts or college sweethearts or a people who have long relationships or wait a long time in one either way they are slutty despite the technical monogamy.
abby says:
the rings are a commercial pursuit, that's why people make fun of them. so many who wear them are lying through their store bought teeth.
Esther Greenwood says:
Seeing people get so up-in-arms over a comment mocking someone getting so up-in-arms over a comment (follow that?) has TOTALLY brightened my otherwise craptastic day. Thanks, J. Harvey! And heaven forbid those offended go over to IDLYITW if you think this is bad.
Oh, and if complainer No. 1 was referring to J's homosexuality as being a "decision," you deserve to be mocked. If Dubya and the Republicans were trying to keep the narrow-minded promise-ring wearers from marrying like they are homosexuals, you'd complain too.
flyinspain says:
What is stupid about the Jonas brothers is not that they have decided to wait until they get married to have sex. But wearing a ring about it? That is stupid. It is like having a bumper sticker in your car saying "Proud virgin".
Besides, I think that ring was absolutely imposed by their company. Wait a couple of years, right after their first DUI, we'll see one Jonas getting married to his pregnant girlfriend. Those rings are totally marketing.
Bouj says:
There's nothing wrong with wanting to save yourself. There's nothing even wrong with wanting to be open with people about it. What is wrong is Jordin (and the above commentors) being so GD self-righteous about it. Hey, good for you, you're saving yourself. I couldn't disagree with you more, but have at it, you're not hurting anyone. But don't pass moral judgment over me because I am comfortable with physically expressing my sexuality.
Anony says:
YAWN!!!
It is just SEX people. Some people (usually the ones who are not getting any) make way too big a deal about it. People should worry about themselves and not force their beliefs, whatever they may be, on others. It is what makes freedom a beautiful thing. Sex shouldn't be so controversial. Why can't we be more like Europeans?
Anyway - lighten up. I'll take another helping of VILE please J Harvey.
Sharon says:
She wasn't pushing her beliefs on anyone. The host had been bashing THEM b/c of their beliefs all night and Jordin was just speaking up for them. Guess it's only okay to be open-minded when your opinion is the one being spouted off. Good for the Jonas Brothers, Jordin and all the other kids who choose to value sex unlike the posters here seem to do... If sex isn't a big deal to you, I wonder how good of sex you are having ;-).
Lisa S says:
Sharon, a quick heads up. Telling the rest of us posters here that we don't value sex just because we're actually having it isn't very open-minded of you either, and is pushing YOUR beliefs on us.
And yes I do think sex is a big deal. That's why I get as much of it as much as I can, and it is mostly awesome. That's why I smile so much.
Lisa S says:
One more thing, the reason why all the sex I'm having is great is because my partner & I (yes, there's only one - not everyone who's having sex is a raging slut) got to where we are by practising. A lot. I hope your wedding night has lots of activities scheduled so you'll have something to do other than wipe the bitter tears of disappointment from your cheeks after you and your virginal hubby have finished with your two minutes of awkward fumbling.
Right, I'm off to have another orgasm before work.
missy says:
How about these kids promise to not have sex until they are adults or can be responsible? Why not wear a promise to wear a condom ring? I wonder if Sarah Palin's daughter had a promise ring...