I'm stricken over the news as well, bitches. Jennifer Lopez's big ass
was supposed to be the extra-special guest judge on the final episode
of Project Runway this season. Alas, a "foot injury" has caused her to
bow out. Bunion!
The real reason? Bitch watched an episode and realized that she didn't want to be within ten miles of some of these freaks - especially Suede. God, I hate Suede and his old-ass blue faux-hawk and his addiction to the third person and kissing his bangles up to heaven for dead relatives..
ProjRun is actually going to have Tim Gunn be one of the final judges. He vows to be impartial.
I wanted to see J. Lo and Kenley get in a screaming match. J. Lo would probably hurl one of those twins at her and clap her hands for her skeleton to come fetch her.
Wait, what about the triathlon? Does this "foot problem" (she tried to squeeze her piggies into a shoe that was too small for her and busted a corn, believe it) mean she won't be cycling, running and swimming? I wanted that mishappen wetsuit photo for my wall.
Note: No spoilers. Everyone here was in the final episode as well.
The real reason? Bitch watched an episode and realized that she didn't want to be within ten miles of some of these freaks - especially Suede. God, I hate Suede and his old-ass blue faux-hawk and his addiction to the third person and kissing his bangles up to heaven for dead relatives..
ProjRun is actually going to have Tim Gunn be one of the final judges. He vows to be impartial.
I wanted to see J. Lo and Kenley get in a screaming match. J. Lo would probably hurl one of those twins at her and clap her hands for her skeleton to come fetch her.
Wait, what about the triathlon? Does this "foot problem" (she tried to squeeze her piggies into a shoe that was too small for her and busted a corn, believe it) mean she won't be cycling, running and swimming? I wanted that mishappen wetsuit photo for my wall.
Note: No spoilers. Everyone here was in the final episode as well.
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