I'm sure Jessica Simpson is plenty proud of her new #1 country album, but there is another aspect of her life that she is pretty proud of--boyfriend Tony Romo.
"Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend," Jessica said. "I'm seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life."
Ummm... Was she having a hard time letting guys into her life? Because if I remember right it was like she dated John Mayer and Dane Cook right before Daddy Joe Simpson let Tony into her life.
I also think this girl is as proud of her bodily functions as my little brother was when he was about 8 or 9.
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot," said the singer. "I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."
Seriously. Where are her handlers when she says all of these things?
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"Tony is a great quarterback, but he's a better boyfriend," Jessica said. "I'm seriously proud of myself for letting him into my life."
Ummm... Was she having a hard time letting guys into her life? Because if I remember right it was like she dated John Mayer and Dane Cook right before Daddy Joe Simpson let Tony into her life.
I also think this girl is as proud of her bodily functions as my little brother was when he was about 8 or 9.
"To be my man, you have to put up with a lot," said the singer. "I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABC's."
Seriously. Where are her handlers when she says all of these things?
Check out all 10+ photos of Jessica Simpson in the gallery!
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Hmmm says:
Wonder if she has any idea of how to NOT share so much info about herself?
I personally do not want to hear about her gas problems under the sheet.
Talk about embarresment.....does she think before she opens her mouth to insert her foot??? Open a window, Jessica take in some fresh air.
erika says:
Tony will be PROUD of himself when he extricates his presence from you .....
Talk about a massive ego!
Noname says:
Only in America......
@$$man says:
she will be farting my cum out after i f*<k the $h!t outta her @$$
yourmom says:
Can't stand her.
@$$m@n says:
Don't need to stand her. Would rather lay her. Or bend her over. Or get her on her knees.
<0<k in her @$$, m0u+h, or between her big ol' T!T$