Federal authorities are reportedly searching for the perv who is trying to sell 12 pictures of Jamie Lynn Spears' breast-feeding daughter Maddie Briann.
Can I be honest? Something is wrong with you if you're wanking to a
photo of a mother breast-feeding her kid. Get off Craigslist and get
right with Jesus.
Here's how it went down. Jamie's dumb hick of a fiance Casey Aldridge took a photo card bearing shots of Jamie nursing Maddie to the Wal*Mart to get copies. Someone apparently realized the pics could net them some cash and absconded with them. I've never trusted Wal*Mart. Any store that starts the day with a culty prayer circle for the employees needs to go bankrupt.
Anyway, in one of the shots you can reportedly see Jamie's exposed boob. And she's a minor. Which legally makes these shots child pornography. So the seller and the potential buyer could go directly to federal prison if convicted.
This girl can't catch a break. First, her hillbilly creeps on her, and then he lets pics of her topless out into the world. Who in the hell goes to Wal*Mart with topless pics of their babymomma to get their photo needs taken care of? It's 2008. Buy the equipment! A photo printer is cheap and the girl has Nickelodeon money! Damn!
Click on any image in the gallery for file photos of Jamie Lynn Spears.
Here's how it went down. Jamie's dumb hick of a fiance Casey Aldridge took a photo card bearing shots of Jamie nursing Maddie to the Wal*Mart to get copies. Someone apparently realized the pics could net them some cash and absconded with them. I've never trusted Wal*Mart. Any store that starts the day with a culty prayer circle for the employees needs to go bankrupt.
Anyway, in one of the shots you can reportedly see Jamie's exposed boob. And she's a minor. Which legally makes these shots child pornography. So the seller and the potential buyer could go directly to federal prison if convicted.
This girl can't catch a break. First, her hillbilly creeps on her, and then he lets pics of her topless out into the world. Who in the hell goes to Wal*Mart with topless pics of their babymomma to get their photo needs taken care of? It's 2008. Buy the equipment! A photo printer is cheap and the girl has Nickelodeon money! Damn!
Click on any image in the gallery for file photos of Jamie Lynn Spears.
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beelzebub says:
What is the world coming to when u cannot trust ur local WalMart employee????
NonWoot says:
funny s***
zoe says:
Those boots need to get back on the WalMart shelf.
rico maloney says:
child porn? are you people retarded unless the picture is of the person engaged in a sexual act or position suggesting a sexual act it is not considered pornography last time I checked brest feeding a child is not considered a sexual act. morons.
rico maloney says:
and besides if your going to call it child porn I guess her boyfriend needs to be charged with producing it seeing as how he took the picture oh and while your at it he should also be charged with statutory rape seeing as how its his doing that she has a child funny how no one has addressed these issues
WANNABUYSUMFUCKINAPPLES?! says:
Quote from zoe "Those boots need to get back on the WalMart shelf". MAYBE SO BUT THAT BODY NEEDS TO GET BACK TO MY BED. :D im 92 STALKING FTW.