Brandon Davis: Misery In A Headband

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Here's celebrity bigot Brandon Davis oozing around NYC. This headband craze has spread to the men. I'm done. I'm going to have to buy one (Mischa or Phoebe Price?) now because all the cool kids are wearing them. Of course, most of the cool kids wearing them are total cocaine nosejobs but I'm a total lemming. Someone get me a compact mirror and a mint for my coke breath.

Davis isn't having that great a time in the Big Apple. He tried to get into a Lukas Haas show at the Living Room on Saturday night and was denied entrance due to his lack of ID. Shithead thought he would bully his way in by asking for the manager, and then the publicist and even trying to barter with cigarettes to get in the back door. Cigarettes are a precious commodity! You would think it was Galveston!

Anyway, he finally though to get his ID out of the car. This one has his brain cells dripping out of the hole in the wall of his nasal cavity.


Photo Credit: Pacific Coast News
Website: www.pacificcoastnewsonline.com

7 Comments

September 24, 2008 9:03 PM

Brandon has the body type I like.

September 24, 2008 9:07 PM

I've got that funny feeling, woe oh oh that funny feeling
I've got that funny feeling and it's wrong, wrong, wrong,
woe oh oh oh

September 24, 2008 9:10 PM

Baby, baby, I'd get down on my knees for you
if you would only
only love me like you [never] used to do

Baby, baby you know I forgo the words
that follow the above verse
but baby, baby

na na na na na na na
la la la la da da da da
da da dah
woe oh oh oh

I've got that funny feeling
woe oh that funny feeling
I've got that funny feeling and
it's wrong, wrong, wrong
woe, oh oh oh oh

September 24, 2008 9:15 PM

forgo = forgot

September 24, 2008 9:17 PM

... and "verse" should be "ve e e e erse."

OMG! I just had a vision in the sheen on his forehead.

Brandon Davis and Kate Moss. He is right up her skeezy boyfriend alley!

This guy owes about 15k to a couple of escort services. He is banned from portfolioelite and private-affairs and has refused to pay their fees after booking several outcall visits.

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