Come one, come all! Here's some footage of Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a swimsuit competition during her beauty pageant days. This was truly a grand affair. Such poise! Feel the heat as she models a red tank suit. The incredibly intelligent and capable Palin was a shoe-in. I don't know how the title of Miss Alaska was ever denied her! Sabotage! One of those other hillbilly bitches who live near Russia did her in!
This what the announcer says:
"Sarah says she wants to prepare for a career in television broadcasting by majoring in telecommunications and political science. It is no wonder that she has also been recognized by 'Who's Who?' since she has displayed her leadership in all areas, from academics to student politics to athletics... Ladies and gentlemen, contestant no. 8, Sarah Heath!"
This was the Miss Alaska competition in 1984.
I want Sandra Bernhard for VP instead. Seriously, if she ends up in the White House...I might have to jump off a dam. I'll tie myself to Tina Fey's back.
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