Thumbs up to crime! Dancing with the Stars champion hoofer (and lover) Helio Castroneves (still the hottest name ever) has been indicted on charges of tax evasion and tax fraud.
Dude has won the Indianapolis 500 twice and reportedly hid millions of dollars of income in one of those "Panamian shell company" account thingies that are used by evil rich people or bitches on soap operas.
Here he is at the Great Sports Legends Dinner in NYC on 9/22. I'm guessing he didn't realize the IRS was on to his ass.
Helio will appear in a Miami court today and faces up to 35 years in prison. Actually, a race car driver would probably do OK in the pokey. It's not like you're a fat Republican or a diddler. The other prisoners hate those.
Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Helio Castroneves.
Dude has won the Indianapolis 500 twice and reportedly hid millions of dollars of income in one of those "Panamian shell company" account thingies that are used by evil rich people or bitches on soap operas.
Here he is at the Great Sports Legends Dinner in NYC on 9/22. I'm guessing he didn't realize the IRS was on to his ass.
Helio will appear in a Miami court today and faces up to 35 years in prison. Actually, a race car driver would probably do OK in the pokey. It's not like you're a fat Republican or a diddler. The other prisoners hate those.
Click any image in the gallery for more photos of Helio Castroneves.
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