What I like about former junkies is that they're really truthful. They know they lied so much before they were in recovery that they feel like they have to make up for it. So Robert Downey Jr. is talking about how he used to play with himself constantly. Who doesn't? Why is everyone looking at me?
"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator," he says. "But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
Downey is now married to movie producer Susan Levin.
Me too! And every man I know. At least until they got a serious male partner/husband or girlfriend/wife. And then it got worse! Sorry, ladies, the chicken tikka marsala or a nose hair dilemma is not why your dude is spending so much time in the bathroom. We really covered just about all the gross topics we could in this post, didn't we?
"I was a compulsive, serial masturbator," he says. "But it was the best thing I could have been. I utilised that organ and rode it for everything it was worth."
Downey is now married to movie producer Susan Levin.
Me too! And every man I know. At least until they got a serious male partner/husband or girlfriend/wife. And then it got worse! Sorry, ladies, the chicken tikka marsala or a nose hair dilemma is not why your dude is spending so much time in the bathroom. We really covered just about all the gross topics we could in this post, didn't we?
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Leona says:
Since you're such a glutton for grossness J., try this: picture a hairy crib midget snapping his carrot.
Dude, I'm wearing out urban dictionary cuz of you.
Leona says:
Since you're such a glutton for grossness J., here's one for you: picture a hairy crib midget (or even Uncle Karl) snapping his carrot.
Dude, please. No more coined phrase visuals.