October 6, 2008

Salma Hayek Hastening Retirement Of Current Swiss Miss

Salma Hayek went on a German television show dressed like a biergarden wench or Heidi or the chick on the Swiss Miss packets, and her headlights were switched to high beams.

Even gay fashion vizier Karl Lagerfeld was into those bodacious-ta tas and zeroed in on them, And he's not that into women. You can probably tell by the velvet hair ribbons, fingerless gloves and homosexuality.

How could you not be into Salma's chest? It looks like the future - bright and bountiful.

No wonder the old French guy is still trying to keep hope alive.

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