Ashlee Simpson threw a "white trash"-themed 24th birthday party for herself on Friday night. She's pregnant, but nevertheless wore "Daisy Dukes and platform flip-flops with a bathing suit and a fake tattoo around her belly."
So she dressed as her sister?
Papa Joe Simpson wore a mullet wig so he looked like a more countrified version of his molester self. Sister Jessica Simpson wore "a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage."
So she wore what she usually does?
If I was knocked up, there is no way I would throw myself a theme party. Eff that. If I had to go to that shitshow, I'd make them place a Barcalounger and a TV in there for me with plenty of Pepperidge Farm Orange Milanos and a case of Diet Pepsi. And a cone of silence so that the rest of these hillbillies portraying hillbillies wouldn't talk to me.
So she dressed as her sister?
Papa Joe Simpson wore a mullet wig so he looked like a more countrified version of his molester self. Sister Jessica Simpson wore "a crazy leopard-print dress that showed off a lot of cleavage."
So she wore what she usually does?
If I was knocked up, there is no way I would throw myself a theme party. Eff that. If I had to go to that shitshow, I'd make them place a Barcalounger and a TV in there for me with plenty of Pepperidge Farm Orange Milanos and a case of Diet Pepsi. And a cone of silence so that the rest of these hillbillies portraying hillbillies wouldn't talk to me.
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