Here's janky call girlParis Hilton
returning from a night out in the town in London, where she was surely
treated like a cold plate of bangers & mash. But that's not what
we're here to talk about. Paris has filmed another clip for Funny or Die in which she discuss economic policy with former television President of the United States Martin Sheen. And it's sorta amusing, like her last one.
Keep in mind that her greatest accomplishment here is memorizing words. And actually, that's really kind of impressive for her. Charlie Sheen pops up, too. And you know that she got on him tighter than his hairpiece.
Check out all 15+ photos of Paris Hilton in London in the gallery!
But that was fucking hilarious. I think that its laughable that someone as retarded as Paris Hilton can clearly state the obvious answers when the people running things constantly insist upon saying things like "bringing them home in defeat" and "I'll get back to ya!" Is it possible that Paris is intellectually more qualified for public office than the VP nominee?? SCARY.
Celebs should keep their mouths shut when it comes to politics right now, they are not effect financially by the mess we are in right now. If they really gave a crap they could help out many with the money they make. They don't live in the real world and shouldn't try to act like they do. People should be offended.
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SHE NEEDS A NOSE JOB says:
She needs to have those gargantuan feet bound and made feminine.
She looks like a dude in drag.
Ace says:
With everything in me...I hate to say this...
But that was fucking hilarious. I think that its laughable that someone as retarded as Paris Hilton can clearly state the obvious answers when the people running things constantly insist upon saying things like "bringing them home in defeat" and "I'll get back to ya!" Is it possible that Paris is intellectually more qualified for public office than the VP nominee?? SCARY.
yourmom says:
Celebs should keep their mouths shut when it comes to politics right now, they are not effect financially by the mess we are in right now. If they really gave a crap they could help out many with the money they make. They don't live in the real world and shouldn't try to act like they do. People should be offended.
grendel says:
Funny...but she's still a no talent twat!