This makes Mini-Me seem as innocent as Dora the Explorer. Joe Son (he played "Random Task" in the first Austin Powers
idiocy) has been charged in a truly horrifying-sounding 1990 gang rape.
Get these charges - five felony counts of rape, two felony counts of
forcible sodomy, two
felony counts of sodomy in concert by force, seven felony counts of
forcible oral copulation, and one felony count of sexual penetration by
foreign object by force.
Wow, he's definite boyfriend material.
And why have the cops suddenly arrested Random Task for this long-ago crime? Well, he was busted for felony vandalism in May. And they took a DNA sample. Which was a hit on this 1990 crime. The double-helix doesn't lie, asshole!
This scary douche faces up to 275 years in prison. Eccentric jackass Mike Myers was unavailable for comment.
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of the creepy Joe Son.
Wow, he's definite boyfriend material.
And why have the cops suddenly arrested Random Task for this long-ago crime? Well, he was busted for felony vandalism in May. And they took a DNA sample. Which was a hit on this 1990 crime. The double-helix doesn't lie, asshole!
This scary douche faces up to 275 years in prison. Eccentric jackass Mike Myers was unavailable for comment.
Click on any image in the gallery for more pictures of the creepy Joe Son.
Photo Credit: WENN
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Sarah (NOT Palin) says:
JEEEEZZUS.......he should get the death penalty.
GirlyGirl says:
Yeah when he gets to prison, he will get what's coming to him and he'll wish they gave him the death penalty! What goes around comes around.