Kenny Chesney Still Scarred From Being Married To Renee Zellweger

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Gay-ass country star Kenny Chesney (don't even front that he's not) is still freaked out from Renee Zellweger dumping his ass after finding out that he's about the dudes. So he wrote a song about her. It's called "That Squinty-Ass Bitch"...no, really it's called "Nowhere to Go, Nowhere to Be." Chesney said he was all sorts of effed up after their marriage broke up. So he took his ass down to the Virgin Islands to recuperate. And meet cabana boys.

"I got in a plane and went down to the Virgin Islands. I was completely by myself. I didn't want to be around anybody," tough bitch Chesney says. "So the next thing you know, it's me and a pen, and I sat down and wrote a lot of lines of this song, 'Nowhere to Go, Nowhere to Be.'"

Chesney says he's over Zellweger and onto the next cowpoke.

"I already wrote those songs. I'm on to something else." Yeah, his name's Cody and he works as a go-go boy in a gay country & western bar.


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4 Comments

Don't mess with Kenny! It was devastating enough that he married red face.... now these attacks??? Jokes... I do love Kenny though.

I hope Kenny Chesney reads this,and sues you,re ass.You have no idea if hes gay or not.I don,t think he is,and even if he was thats nobodys business,but his.Personally I think you,re the one thats gay.

October 14, 2008 6:31 AM

Actually, Jean, J. Harvey IS gay and you're lame. So there.

Kenny's not gay, Renee's the GAY one!! She wanted out when she couldn't handle a real man like Kenny!!!

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