News Bites: Chris Martin Flails Weakly At Paparazzi Due To Vegan Diet

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Coldplay's Chris Martin didn't appreciate an editor from British music magazine Q joking about his wife's ex-fiancee Brad Pitt. In an exchange with Martin about other people Chris and wife Gwyneth Paltrow have jokingly allowed each other to sleep with - editor guy brought up Brad. "She was engaged to him, you f*cker," was Martin's response as well as "c*nt" and a "swift blow to the chest." Which was probably just kind of a brush with a limp hand and a collapse to the ground because that bitch can't throw a punch. All he eats is Gwyneth's macrobiotic bullshit. He needs an IV not a brawl.

One of the luckiest dudes on earth, Travis Barker, says he's healing quickly since his plane crash last month. Who the hell can say that in their lifetime? "I can't wait to get out of here and be home with the babes," blogged Barker. "The doctors say I'm healing up quickly and I'm going to be out of here before you know it." He's had to undergo seven surgeries for the burns he sustained. Dealing with his ex, whorish media fiend Shanna Moakler, is worse.

Nelly Furtado got hitched to sound engineer Demacio "Demo" Castellon on July 19, she revealed. Say it right, Nelly! "I love it. It's a nice phase of my life." Phase? Damn, hope she signed a pre-nup. The worked on her Loose album together and got engaged last year. Did she have the baby?  Perhaps I shouldn't be asking. Ouch.


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2 Comments

Are you sure about that?

Chris has decked many a paparazzo in his time. He almost went to jail for decking on in Australia back in 2003.

Get your facts straight mate.

The Jackass had it coming, tell the FULL story next time!

Oh and is it just me or is Chris not wearing any rings in these photos? *raises eyebrows*

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