News Bites: Paris Hilton Might Be Leaving The U.S.

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You can give thanks to your deity now. Paris Hilton says that she's thinking about settling in England. Oh jesus, it's like they're getting the Black Plague again. "I love it here, I am going to move here permanently. I have already been here for one month and am much, much happier here. I love guys with English accents. I have met a really cute English guy, but it's early days." The early days of the end of days for the UK. She's there filming her "BFF" show and trying to blow Prince William. Is it bad to wish that Jack the Ripper was still around and caught her coming out of a pub?

One of the enablers of David Duchovny's sex addiction has been uncovered. Edit Pakay is Duchovny's Hungarian-born tennis instructor and she's being cagey about having an affair with FoxyPants Mulder. "I don't want to say anything that might hurt David. I am not going to deny it. I don't know what our relationship means to him," is what she told a London paper over the weekend. But then girlfriend realized that she could probably have Tea Leoni send Billy Bob Thornton over to beat her with his Oscar so she changed her tune. "There is no romance, and we are just friends. No love, nothing. That is all I have to say," was her final statement. This chick needs to learn how to ride out a sex scandal for the maximum dollars.

Actress Jaime King has had to seek assistance from the police to deal with a stalker. "It's very real and he was very aggressive," the source said. "He had recently escaped from a mental institute. It was scary." Protective measures have been taken by the authorities to ensure her safety. When C-list actresses are getting stalked, you know it's a crazy-ass demented world.

Click on any image in the galley for more pictures of Paris Hilton in London.





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5 Comments

When did Paris and Benji breakup?

October 20, 2008 1:32 PM

Please, don't tease me like that. It's just cruel.

October 21, 2008 7:33 AM

OH GOD NOOOO

I'm British, please tell me this is some sort of cruel joke
Every cute guy here is going to get infected!!!

October 21, 2008 8:14 PM

i would say that she got this entire outfit at bradlees but bradlees has gone out of business but even walmart doesn't sell clothes this hideous so i think she must have travelled all the way to the still-not-cool parts of brooklyn to one of the last remaining rainbow shops and gotten it there

I hope she doesnt come to the UK the US can keep her we dont fucking want her!!! seriously i would pay all my money to send her back lol

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