The Former Miss Teen Louisiana Is Brilliant

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Lindsey Evans was Miss Teen Louisiana. Why isn't she anymore? Well, because Brain Trust bolted on a restaurant bill and left her purse behind. And guess what was in her purse? A big bag of herb! If you're going to chew and screw, it might be a good idea not to leave your chiba behind, pinhead. None of these teens have much going on upstairs.

Restaurant employees went through Evans' purse after she and her slut crew bolted on the bill at Posados Cafe in Bossier City, LA. When they found the bag of smoke in her purse, they called the cops. Who were waiting for Evans when she came back to collect her belongings and mary jane. Anyway, Miss Teen got pinched.

"The service was so slow, we just said, 'screw it' and left,"  said one of her posse. And what did the Miss Teen USA people have to say? Well, they rolled a blunt and issued the following:

"Lindsey Evans has been part of an organization that believes in opportunities when earned and consequences when warranted. Due to recent circumstances, Lindsey has been relieved of her duties as Miss Louisiana Teen USA 2008 effective immediately."

Evans is obviously an idiotic bitch but maybe part of her was sick of cutting the ribbon at Piggly Wigglies?

Click any image for more photos of the deposed Lindsey Evans.


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3 Comments

I somehow see Ms. Evans appearing in Playboy in the near future. Just me thinking out loud.

I totally agree, DannyB. That pose is a bit much for a teenager.

She has stupid, conceited, entitled bitch written all over her. DO pose for PB, no one buys that rag anymore anyways.

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