Director Brett Ratner has directed some ads for Activision's new "Guitar Hero: World Tour" edition, which features cameos from model and athletes such as Heidi Klum, Tony Hawk, Kobe Bryant, Marissa Miller, Madonna's jump-off Alex Rodriguez, and aquatic speed demon Michael Phelps.
One of the ads is a Risky Business take-off that features no one I want to see in tighty-whities.
What they should do is create a ProjRun game. I would give my right testicle to be able to portray Nina Garcia. You'd get to choose what pastel she wears, what stank look she will give, and scroll through a huge variety of putdowns to teary designers. Everything from "I think shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap" to "It didn't relate" to "I have nothing to say."
In other news, Brett Ratner is a hot bear who looks like he has a coke problem but I can work with it.
One of the ads is a Risky Business take-off that features no one I want to see in tighty-whities.
What they should do is create a ProjRun game. I would give my right testicle to be able to portray Nina Garcia. You'd get to choose what pastel she wears, what stank look she will give, and scroll through a huge variety of putdowns to teary designers. Everything from "I think shiny, tight and short is the quickest way to look cheap" to "It didn't relate" to "I have nothing to say."
In other news, Brett Ratner is a hot bear who looks like he has a coke problem but I can work with it.
Bill Cosby says:
I swear, if I never saw Michael Phelps's's's's's's ugly face again, I'd be a happy man. Why does anyone care so much about a goddamn swimmer? This is America, not that femland Britain! George Washington must be rolling over in his grave.
"Pass the tea, guv'nah, there's a jolly good swimming match on the telly."
Erika says:
Jay, that is a fantastic idea. A Project Runway video game?? That would be amazing! Get that shit to a video game developer before someone else steals it. And then save a free copy for me.