Madonna's Marriage Ended Because She Was Scheduling Sex Around Gym Time

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This story seems completely true. Guy Ritchie reportedly told his former personal Jesus Madonna he's audi because she was scheduling their love-making (more like "Guy, get hard so I can get on, get off and get gone. I've got PIlates with Gwyneth in 10.") around her workout sessions. That bitch is driven. Seriously, if that's what it takes to be a billionaire, I'd rather have a Twinkie and enjoy a Bond movie.

"With her time being so precious to her, and with there being more important things to her like spending three of four hours in the gym every day, it become just another thing in the diary.  In the last couple of years, it was all schemed into the diary. Guy of course felt this a tremendous turn-off to be at the same level of importance as, for example, her gym sessions and Kabbalah meetings," a source says.

Apparently, they stopped having sex about a year ago. That was probably a relief to him though. Sex with her must be like when bulls have to get put into those milking machines.

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October 25, 2008 12:49 PM

Is it just me or does he look a little more attractive and younger since he's not with Madge anymore? Maybe he just looks more relaxed and therefore a little hotter! Who knows!

^ I was thinking the same thing. He's too good looking for Madonna anyway.

Madonnas not about to slow down for any fool. I bet shes in way better shape than Guy. He probably has the verocity of a lamb.

October 26, 2008 2:48 PM

He does look younger, happier, and healthier. Anyone would if they had just extricated them self from a succubus. This shit is going to be worse than the McCartney-Mills divorce.

Madonna and Guy will each end up with plenty of money, so child custody is all they should have to negotiate. And, if they're keeping the kids' best interest in mind, that shouldn't be too hard either. Even so, they're probably going to make asses of themselves during this divorce.

Yeah, I think Guy looks better than he has in years, too. And Madonna looks worse. Go figure.

It was probably a drain on him the last few years. He looks great!

guy good looking????lolol.madonna is hotter than him.he said that this things that press is saying are false,sex with madonna was amazing and he is very proud of madonna.they spoke to each other every day.stop trying to sell this shit.every one knows THAT MADONNA LOVES SEX,MAYBE THE TEENAGES OF OUR DAYS DOESNT KNOW THAT BECAUSE MADONNA IS NOT FOR THEIR TIME,MADONNA IS A SEXY WOMAN,AND GOT A PERFECT BADY FOR 50 ,I WOULD LIKE TO SEE HOW BRITNEY OR RIHANNA LOOKS LIKE AT 50.LOLOL.MADONNA TAKES CARE OF HER BODY

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