More and more details of what the hellish kingdom Madonna and Guy Ritchie called a marriage
was like are coming to the surface. A new report says that, after Madge
and the Sherlock Holmes director attended marriage counseling two years
ago, Madonna drew up a contract that she forced Guy to sign.
This castration document forced him into agreeing to never yell at her, making sure to devote time to having sex with her sinewy elliptical machine of a body, and devoting time to reading Kabbalah texts with her.
Sources say future spiritual leader Madonna had this whimsical bit of paper pinned up at their New York City residence. It was probably on the fridge, so the kids could see it and learn what horrifying depths a relationship can sink two people to and perhaps pledge to remain asexual for the rest of their lives.
The contract meant that Guy always had to approach disagreements with Madonna by stating "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." Oh, and she would also remind him of his indentured servitude by saying "contract, contract" to remind him if he was getting out of line.
Here's Guy leaving his London hotel. It's the same one his reported new lass Kelly Reilly (who's starring in his Sherlock Holmes film) is inhabiting. He must cry in her arms at night about that contract and tell her horror stories about just how muscled Madonna is in places.
Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Guy Ritchie on the set of Sherlock Holmes in the gallery!
This castration document forced him into agreeing to never yell at her, making sure to devote time to having sex with her sinewy elliptical machine of a body, and devoting time to reading Kabbalah texts with her.
Sources say future spiritual leader Madonna had this whimsical bit of paper pinned up at their New York City residence. It was probably on the fridge, so the kids could see it and learn what horrifying depths a relationship can sink two people to and perhaps pledge to remain asexual for the rest of their lives.
The contract meant that Guy always had to approach disagreements with Madonna by stating "I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this." Oh, and she would also remind him of his indentured servitude by saying "contract, contract" to remind him if he was getting out of line.
Here's Guy leaving his London hotel. It's the same one his reported new lass Kelly Reilly (who's starring in his Sherlock Holmes film) is inhabiting. He must cry in her arms at night about that contract and tell her horror stories about just how muscled Madonna is in places.
Click any photo to view all 15 photos of Guy Ritchie on the set of Sherlock Holmes in the gallery!
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sd says:
this is ridicolous.madonna is not like that.stop saying crap things.she is not freak.she is a very smart woman.she loves sex.guy said that madonna comes in 4 secunds and he loves it.and said that she as an amazing body.so stop.if she was some kind of none i would believe it but she is like more a whore.lol.kiding.but she loves sex
kat621 says:
I can't imagine anyone being married to shrew like her. I hope he comes out victoriously.
So Sad... says:
I really hope the stories about these two aren't true. i can't even imagine living in a hell like that! He's better off.
Tanja Comeau says:
I've been a Madanna fan since her first day. I see her in the light of a strong, courageous woman that goes after what see wants. And that alone has inspired me tremendously in my life. She extended the line that women can cross. I love her and thank her for that. It's interesting gossip (and I can't help but follow it, knowing a lot of it's crap) but truely none of our business. You know it's going to get ugly, but as long as people live their lives towards happiness and they are not hurting anyone, they should do as they please. I love Madonna regardless of what anyone says. I don't think anyone works as hard a she does. That's what control freaks do- You go girl!xoxo