Jessica Simpson's BFF and hair burner/weave consultant Ken Paves was gravely injured
in a paparazzi attack outside of Madeo on Saturday night. He was trying
to shield his friend Jessica from the flashing lights of the paparazzi
while making sure she didn't walk into the valet stand or bang her head
off a dumpster again. She's prone to do that, much like a small child
left off one of those harness things.
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson!
Anyway, he got whacked in the face with a camera. But no one freak. They promptly rushed his lanky mature gayness to the hospital.
He didn't escape unscathed however. Paves reportedly received nine stitches at Cedars-Sinai for a vertical cut on his left eyebrow. Really? Nine? Was one for his wig? That cut doesn't look like it took nine stitches.
Expect Jessica to mention Paves during an upcoming concert, perhaps not realizing that country audiences would more likely hope that a gay hairdresser wouldn't pull through.
Click any image in the gallery for more pics of Ken Paves and Jessica Simpson!
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