November 17, 2008

Russell Simmons Gets A Glimpse

Get it, gramps! Here's Russell Simmons, yoga champ and survivor of Kimora Lee, handing out free breast cancer exams in the waters of Miami Beach on Saturday . Ladies, if you're concerned about the status of your chesticles, please feel free to travel ond own to Miami Beach and to ask Russell for a Def Jam Breast Exam (TM).

Ok, in reality this is an old famous rich guy/skank sitch, but we're trying to make Russell look good.

Click any image for more pictures of Russell Simmons trying to score on Miami Beach.

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