Bronx Mowgli? Can Rudyard Kipling sue? Can Disney? Howabout New
York City? Couldn't one of his bandmates step in? You know those hicks
in the Simpson clan were like "dayum, that's purty and diffrant. I
think Jaysus would like it!" Sensitive Pete Wentz spoke to Ryan Seacrest about the birth of his and wife Ashlee Simpson's son Bronx Mowgli last week and said the birth almost gave him the vapors.
"Obviously, some stuff my wife would freak if I said, but she's pretty much a saint," he said today. "Right before she went into labor, I was like, 'Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart attack!' "Natural things start going on in your body. My heart started beating really fast."
"Obviously, some stuff my wife would freak if I said, but she's pretty much a saint," he said today. "Right before she went into labor, I was like, 'Oh my God, I think I'm having a heart attack!' "Natural things start going on in your body. My heart started beating really fast."
Meanwhile, this champ's wife is trying to exit a human being out of a very small egress. But it's all about glam boy. Ashlee apparently has the patience of Job and a calm disposition or the drugs they give you during labor are party-caliber.
"She's a amazing girl. She was like, 'I will make sure you're OK,'" he added. "I didn't even stop to think, 'Well, you just had an epidural and you're about to have a baby!'"
Yeah, no kidding. And as for that name? Well, he explains the "Mowgli" part. He says that Rudyard Kipling is "really cool and The Jungle Book is something that me and Ashlee bonded over," Wentz explained.
In retrospect, the kid could have been named "Rikki-tikki-tavi."
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denice says:
for godsake stop the maddness im so sick of all of this crap your kids name is STUPIED! you dont care that he will be picked on my god....