Not content with just making bank via selling gum through his song
lyrics, ("Forever" was cheesy addictive until the realization that IT WAS A JINGLE FOR GUM!!), Chris Brown has now joined the army of celebrities who have donned the milkstache for that "Got Milk?" campaign that will never, ever, end. Ever. It's like death, sex for sale, and taxes.
"Chris Brown feat. Milk. Another great collaboration? Milk. Some studies suggest that teens who drink milk tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. So eat right, exercise and drink lowfat or fat free milk. Talk about a smooth move," the ad will read. Wasn't that a slogan for Ex-Lax?
Brown, an American Music Award winner and Grammy nominee is currently touring Europe and will be back in the States for the Grammys on Feb. 8. Look for a collaboration with the damn Geico lizard next. Rihanna, come get your boy.
"Chris Brown feat. Milk. Another great collaboration? Milk. Some studies suggest that teens who drink milk tend to be leaner and the protein helps build muscle. So eat right, exercise and drink lowfat or fat free milk. Talk about a smooth move," the ad will read. Wasn't that a slogan for Ex-Lax?
Brown, an American Music Award winner and Grammy nominee is currently touring Europe and will be back in the States for the Grammys on Feb. 8. Look for a collaboration with the damn Geico lizard next. Rihanna, come get your boy.
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