Suri Cruise was not at all impressed with Tom Cruise's Santa Claus. Just goes to prove, even if you make an obscene amount of money playing dress-up, you got to get up pretty early in the morning to pull the wool over the eyes of the most powerful tot. Lesson learned.
"I'm always Santa," said Tom during a press conference for Valkyrie. "The teenagers know it's me, but I was surprised at Suri last year. Kate made the Santa outfit and when I came out, I did my best Santa impression. She looked at me and said, "No, dada."
One can only imagine Tom Cruise's minute stature covered in a gawdy red, over enthusiastically mouthing "Ho Ho" with his toothy grin poking through a white beard. Shudder.
It's not wonder--Suri wasn't born yesterday, Tom.
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Anne Arkham says:
I can't believe people are actually wearing those stupid Rumer Willis hats.