"After looking at it, it's not what I had intended," he said. "That's one of those things that you go, 'I could have handled that better.' I didn't communicate it the way that I wanted to communicate it. That's not who I am. I learned a good lesson," Cruise said. Yes, and please go see my movie because I'm not crazy! I'm not!
Lauer began the interview by noting that this was not a "rematch" or "Rocky 2" and mentioning that there's no beef between them and that Cruise even appeared at his roast in October.
But we wanted a rematch! Tom's crazy is seriously better than his movies. He just imitated Elvis to Leno! You can't script his nuttery! He's one step away from sitting in a lawnchair wearing a light-up antennae headband outside of a trailer in Roswel!
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Rachel says:
Wow, talk about the most transparent apology ever; you've kind of lost all of our respect over the past few years Tom and this only makes you appear even more arrogant. If the timing didn't work out so well with the Valkyrie release I *might* have believed some part of what you said.
I'm still seeing the movie because it looks very interesting, Tom can go f*** himself in a spaceship for all I care.
stolidog says:
Since Scientology is theoretically all about empowering people, you would think that all these celebrities who have seen their careers implode because of their ties with scientology (i'm thinking of you tom, and jenna elfman, and all the others) would reconsider their loyalty and realize that scientology is, in fact, not empowering them any more....Time to move on.
Jaye says:
"He's one step away from sitting in a lawnchair wearing a light-up antennae headband outside of a trailer in Roswel!"
This is the funniest thing I've read in a LONG time...what a visual!
Kaligula says:
"you can't script his nuttery!"
JHarvey you are headed for the big time. I hope you remember us, the little people, when you get there..... :)
seriously, another brilliant dispatch, i laugh outloud to all your stuff. thank you.