Sometimes a story comes along that leaves you internally gasping: 'Oh God. Please, please let this be true!'
As is the case with a snot-stained tissue used and discarded by Scarlett Johansson outside the Tonight Show getting auctioned off on Ebay today. Yes. You read that correctly. What would one do with a wrinkled Kleenex? Frame it? Buy a fancy box to keep it in? Rub it all over one's body?
All proceeds will go to USA Harvest, so thankfully the world will benefit from some creepy stalker dude doing impure things to that precious tissue that touched ScarJo's nose.
Or someone unhealthfully obsessed with Samual L. Jackson for that matter. That tissue would have never happened had he not infected her with his cold. Which leaves one to ponder: who did he catch the cold from?
It's the six degrees of Hollywood separation tissue. You must have it!
Check out a photo gallery of Scarlett Johansson at the Los Angeles premiere of 'The Spirit'
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