Sometimes these things just write themselves.
Pete Wentz told Sirius's Morning Mash-Up that wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk tastes "soury and weird." Hm. I wonder if he sucked on her tit directly or if she pumped some out and put in a big boy cup for him?
I'm not going to ponder this question too hard.
He also admits Ashlee isn't the only one who put on baby weight---the petite, little rocker ballooned from a demure 137lbs. to a monstrous 148. Gasp! He got "fat face" and everything.
The Simpson-Wentz's also plan to terrorize the world with a whole litter of their hybrid spawn. He's practically going to turn Ashlee into a baby mill, comparing their procreation to a Journey song.
"I want to have six now. I mean not six specifically, but I want more...I can't imagine that we're stopping, you know what I'm saying? This is like a Journey song, it's like the chorus is just going to keep coming."
See what we have to look forward to?
View a gallery of Pete looking super cool promoting his new album at the Nokia Theatre Times Square and Ashlee when she was pregnant!
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Jaster says:
he really needs to start censoring himself
Rachel says:
^ Ever seen Hocus Pocus? We could just sew his mouth shut.