Someone better be trying to clone her or frame her big boobies for
murders, because the alternatives are just too pervy to think about. Scarlett Johansson's used tissue with her snoogs on it went for $5,300 on Ebay. For real? The used Kleenex might be a better actress (ok, ok, Ghost World and Lost in Translation were rad. But since then?)
Here she is dressed like a ceramics teacher at The Spirit premiere in Berlin with co-stars Eva Mendes and Samuel L. Jackson.
Johansson blew her nose during an appearance to promote her new flick The Spirit on Jay Leno's borefest. They joked about her being able to sell it on EBay. And voila! Some geneticist, a person looking to off a bitch and blame ScarJo or a mucous fetishist purchased it. The buyer will be introduced on Jay's show tonight.
The silver lining in this snotrag is that all the proceeds went to the USA Harvest charity.
Here she is dressed like a ceramics teacher at The Spirit premiere in Berlin with co-stars Eva Mendes and Samuel L. Jackson.
Johansson blew her nose during an appearance to promote her new flick The Spirit on Jay Leno's borefest. They joked about her being able to sell it on EBay. And voila! Some geneticist, a person looking to off a bitch and blame ScarJo or a mucous fetishist purchased it. The buyer will be introduced on Jay's show tonight.
The silver lining in this snotrag is that all the proceeds went to the USA Harvest charity.
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Angie says:
I just don't get it, she's WAY overrated. Not a pretty girl at all..and has a nasty attitude to go along with her ugly mug.
Serge G says:
I'd like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I'll tell more,those clones(it's not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it's in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can't even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they're NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn't authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it's all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way