Socialite Life BS Awards 2008: No. 7 - Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer

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Truth be told, Jennifer Aniston ALMOST gets a pass here. She DID get royally screwed back in the day when Angelina Jolie used her big sensual eyes to take her man. But can you really steal someone's husband, Denise Richards once asked? Well, yeah.

Jennifer proceeded to date a string of losers. Vince Vaughn, her co-star in The Break-Up was allowed to crack stupid jokes and slap his paunch and jowls on her for a little while. Aniston managed to squeeze in British model Paul Sculfor in there somewhere too, but he left with stoned pigeon Cameron Diaz.

Then she fell in love with John Mayer, a man who craved publicity so much so that he once made out with Perez Hilton. This relationship suddenly shot Mayer into a much-desired level of stardom.

Paparazzi chased him! He was granted an invite to the Cox-Arquette residence! Suddenly people in addition to bland thirtysomethings in Starbucks with no musical taste actually cared about him. His image as a sensitive singer/songwriter was blown when his fame-whoring made even Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag blush.

Unsurprisingly, they split and even more unsurprisingly, he was the first one to announce their break-up with a virtual press conference. Jennifer wins points for being over his shit, but she lost them again when she took him back when he inevitably came sniffing around again.

Mayer noticed he'd fallen off the paparazzi's radar. He heard crickets when he once had hear the sounds of camera flashes. Lucky for him, Aniston heard an echo in her womb. So, they got back together.

Allegedly, they're happy but this award of ours suggests otherwise. 

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