News Bites: Drew Barrymore's On To The Next Dude

- Hasn't she gotten through her list yet? Damn, she is a serial dater, always trying to fill that crevasse in her heart! We won't say with what. Here's Drew Barrymore sporting an Iron Maiden t-shirt (ten bucks she can't name one song by them other than "Number of the Beast"), some sort of Members Only jacket, and Appollonia's boots from Purple Rain. Guess who she went out on a date with? Jason Segel from How I Met Your Mother and Forgetting Sarah Marshall. She must have seen the peen scene in that and thought she could work with it. "Drew and Jason were obviously dating because they were kissing and touching each other throughout the night," a source said about the couple, who sang karaoke at the Brass Monkey Bar on Saturday night. They sang "The Rainbow Connection," which means they've ruined my childhood and are completely dead to me.

- Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson's dog movie Marley & Me is #1 at the box office, breaking the record for highest-earning Christmas Day opener ever AND earning a combined $51.6 million since it opened. Yes, her movie beat ex-husband Brad Pitt's creepy old face movie. She should totally try to get pregnant by John Mayer in celebration. Which will lead to their second breakup.

- Soul singer John Legend wants to go bowling for his 30th birthday. Legend sent out an e-mail to close friends detailing his birthday plans. "I hope you're healthy and happy. It's that time of year again. My birthday is sandwiched between Christmas and New Year's again (I tried to change that but apparently these things are permanent!). I'll be hitting the big 3-Ohhhhhh, so we're going to make this one special." He wants guests to meet at Lucky Strikes Lanes in NYC and then move to hotspot RdV (RMV?) at midnight. Ugh, bowling. Just meet him at the club, so you can skip wearing shoes that 1,000s of other people before you wore, beautiful people.