Oh jeezus please us, this gay just fell off the couch and began
writhing on the floor in gay pop diva ecstasy. Quick, someone put on a
bass fishing program to pull me back from no return. Madonna will reportedly join Britney Spears for some dates on her Circus tour this summer.
By the way, Madonna is the fifty-year old pictured above with the Louis Vuitton merchandise in that French bistro that is apparently on fire or something because there is some smoke up in that brasserie obscuring the lens!
"Choreographers have been asked to create an out-of-this-world dance routine for Britney and Madonna. When Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Hard Candy tour it was very sedate. This is going to be a high energy dance routine - getting back to what they are both good at, performing," a source says.
Remember when Britney showed up for "Human Nature" on Madonna's tour and looked pretty and smiled blankly? Here's a question for Britney. How come your dancing in the "Womanizer" video is so rad and like old Britney, but in the all of the live performances since then, you kinda just...do things with your hands and stand in one place and then occasionally move to the other side of the stage despite having your body back and being on track? Was there a lot of *ahem* Red Bull on the video set? Did dad have a cattle prod? I want to see dancin' up a storm Britney!
By the way, Madonna is the fifty-year old pictured above with the Louis Vuitton merchandise in that French bistro that is apparently on fire or something because there is some smoke up in that brasserie obscuring the lens!
"Choreographers have been asked to create an out-of-this-world dance routine for Britney and Madonna. When Britney joined Madonna on stage for her Hard Candy tour it was very sedate. This is going to be a high energy dance routine - getting back to what they are both good at, performing," a source says.
Remember when Britney showed up for "Human Nature" on Madonna's tour and looked pretty and smiled blankly? Here's a question for Britney. How come your dancing in the "Womanizer" video is so rad and like old Britney, but in the all of the live performances since then, you kinda just...do things with your hands and stand in one place and then occasionally move to the other side of the stage despite having your body back and being on track? Was there a lot of *ahem* Red Bull on the video set? Did dad have a cattle prod? I want to see dancin' up a storm Britney!
Rachel says:
Only Madonna could go 50 years on this planet and fail to learn that it's wise to close your legs on occasion.
Rachel says:
Also these photos are airbrushed beyond belief and W(hy)TF is she WEARING MY LAWN?!
Tyler says:
Only Madonna could go 50 years on this planet still do her thang to make you all fat-ass ppl freak out!
BTW,she's got great legs.
kittycatastrophe says:
@Rachel says:
Ha Ha Ha, you beat me to the 50+open legs= Ewww! comment.
T-Bone says:
I love everything she's wearing, and she is in great shape, but I totally agree with Rachel --- dumb pose.
Jane Pitt says:
Her shit is toxic that's why she has to keep her legs open. If she closed them the sperm receptacle that is her vagina would backfire on her. So the public has to be exposed constantly to this stank whores crotch. No one is jealous of a senior citizen that has had so much plastic surgery and is airbrushed beyond recognition in her photos that it is pathetic. You have to feel sorry for someone who holds on so desperately to youth.
Patchyboy says:
I think she looks awesome, you people making immature comments need to grow a pair and stop hiding behind your computer screen for your stupid "name calling" You make yourselves look more like an idiot than the insulting you are trying to lay on Madonna. I bet your mom is nothing in the shape and form Madonna is in and she deserves every bit of credit for still being a fantastic performer (and the biggest selling tour)! i thought the "hula grass" dress was awesome, it's original and so out of the boring norm!! Madonna on a Britney Tour?? wow that would be insane! and very cool! As long as Britney doesn't just stand around like a mannequin like she did on Madonna's stage...
patchboy is an ass. says:
Madonna is a washed up old whore. Idiots like you patchboy should change your name to fanboy. Try pulling your head out of Madonna's arse and looking at things realistically. The woman is so beyond a joke that she has become a caricature of her former self.
Kandra says:
@ Jane Pitt,
since when workin out and takin care of urself is desperate??? i think being fat and doin nothing but trash talkin the queen of pop is desperate!
she's inspiring.a true woman.im so happy she doesnt give a EF about what you dump people have to say.
I say Madonna do what you want,wear the sexiest outfits and fuck with old-skool minds.
why some of women r so sexist anyway? why do men get to be "young n sexy" and "old n sexy" but when a woman hits a certain age they become hags and whores??? what is wrong with u ppl???
thank god M is educating ppl about age n stuff! u go gurl!
Sarah says:
You Queens can call me anything you want...jealous..blah blah blah...I'm a photographer & a stylist and THAT POSE (the bag on the shoe) IS STUPID.
PERIOD!
ESE UMURHURHU says:
I beg to disagree witht the majority who thinks that Madonna is desperate. Just take a less bias look at the pictures, considering her age and her grace and charm, you will agree that she actually look sexy and appealing.
I think she is great and like one commentator rightly says, she is teaching (women) pp to be about age and stuff.
ESE UMURHURHU says:
Sorry for the error in the last line of my post. I acutally mean that she is teaching (women) pp about age and stuff.
Frank says:
Sarah,
so now you know stuff better than stylists and photographers of LV campain???!!!
I feel so sorry for ppl who want to trash talk Madonna,what a desperate try! as if she would close her legs and shut her mouth becuz of u blind minded ppl.
u need to open ur minds.theres nothing wrong with a woman who has a smokin bod and shows off her amazing physiqe.
i am 23 and i find Madonna very attractive.im not gay,u see not all of her fans r gay ppl.
you might be an ageist or sexist(maybe both)and u dont even know! read some books and do ur homework to learn ur lesson!
Nicky says:
In my opinion I think Madonna would look so much nicer if she worked out less and toned down the muscles. She's got a bit of a manly figure. I think she'd look so much nicer with some curves. That would make her look so much more attractive.
Jack says:
hhhmmm...the pics are pretty cool.she looks so fab and hot.
as far as her body,i think she's got a pretty awesome bod.i dont think she looks manly with her muscles.i actually find it very sexy.she's not overly muscular and not like those bodybuilders with huge muscles...she just looks very athletic.Madona needs to give me some fat-loss tips!
my fav pic is the one with her leg kicked in the air.the one with the green dress is also great.
Jane Pitt says:
Kandra you might want to take some lessons in English before you start criticizing. How you say something is just as important as what you say. You write like an idiot. I have a right to my opinion everything about Madonna screams desperation from her overly botoxed, plastic surgery riddled face, even her underwhelming musical and acting abilities.
Kandra says:
Dude,why u so angry?!
Madonna sucks at acting and i dont care if u like her music or not.im not criticizing u.
its just that ppl talk and act like its the first time they see her doin stuff like this.
once she had to educate ppl about bisexuality and now she has to educate ppl about age! u probably see these photos and go like this 50yo woman needs to close her legs,but if u see things like this over and over again it wont be such a surprise to u.u just get used to it and wont panic anymore!
it is not acceptable to call women whores,hags nd sluts just bcuz u cant stand what they do.
im sure u kno sum good words 2 xpress urself.if not u need to get sum help cuz u probably have got sum serious issus goin on there!
janepitt says:
Madonna is a whore in every sense of the word. There is no anger just fact. I f you want love for Madge go to a fansite.