Paris Hilton's been blabbing about these imaginary children she plans on spawning for ages.
Regardless of the fact she can't seem to keep a man, she wants to start breeding in the next two years, and has even decided on a name for her daughter---London.
Yes, London. You know, since she's "Paris" and all and she just loves England. (You hear that? It's the sound of the entire United Kingdom recoiling in disgust)
She would also love to raise London in London--ugh---because she wants her to grow up with a "British accent and manners."
Forever Practical Paris, she'd like to engineer her child rearing so that she pops out a boy first "to watch over" her two girls.
That's good. Lord knows Paris will need some help remembering to lock the doors.
View a gallery of Paris going to some overpriced New Years event here!
Regardless of the fact she can't seem to keep a man, she wants to start breeding in the next two years, and has even decided on a name for her daughter---London.
Yes, London. You know, since she's "Paris" and all and she just loves England. (You hear that? It's the sound of the entire United Kingdom recoiling in disgust)
She would also love to raise London in London--ugh---because she wants her to grow up with a "British accent and manners."
Forever Practical Paris, she'd like to engineer her child rearing so that she pops out a boy first "to watch over" her two girls.
That's good. Lord knows Paris will need some help remembering to lock the doors.
View a gallery of Paris going to some overpriced New Years event here!
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lila says:
What's up with the crazy bruises on her left back shoulder/back?
Rachel says:
Someone get the surgical equipment we're going to neuter this bitch before it's too late!
misslala says:
How OLD is this girl? This sounds like dumb stuff my friends and I thought up at 6th grade slumber parties.
ltdesign says:
what if she has a boy? I guess she'll just keep aborting til she has a girl.
Zppdonou says:
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generic cialis says:
Perfect work!