Reese Witherspoon Will End You

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I would back right up, Mr. Photopap. Reese Witherspoon looks displeased by your intrusion, which means hell is coming for all of us. Here she is leaving a medical center in Los Angeles, looking ready to slap someone. Of course, we all wonder if she's irritated because she just found out she's pregnant by boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal which would be interesting seeing as he's sort of gay and I wish he was in MY fat little arms as a commentator once pointed out.

Speaking of kids, Reese says that she was worried about her mothering skills before she had kids Ava and Deacon because they were the first children that she ever held.

"Before I had kids I'd never even held a baby,"  she says. "I'd never babysat. I didn't have any cousins. So the first time I held Ava was the first time I'd ever held a baby in my life!

I had that fear of not being a good mum. It took me a long time to feel really comfortable in the role of being a mother."

I'm sure you just give em' this look and they shut up and sit down, Tiny Dragon.

 


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10 Comments

Jake is gay and doesn't f*ck that ugly b*tch.

She didn't schedule this paparazzi like she did the ones she hired to photograph her love fest at the Lakers game. Don't they know to only come when she calls them?

Obviously this is fake. Maybe 1 of a million Americans would say "mum"

January 6, 2009 11:03 PM

She is a exhibicionist and she likes when the paparazzis follow her.
Shem don't make the difference between theater and reality.
It is mormal reation of a insane!

January 6, 2009 11:03 PM

She is a exhibicionist and she likes when the paparazzis follow her.
Shem don't make the difference between theater and reality.
It is mormal reation of a insane!

January 7, 2009 1:25 PM

Reese Witherspoon received Razzie nomination.

Way to go Reese!

Her fauxmance acting sucks too.

She'd never get that mouth around my monstrous member. Where's Julia?

"Maybe 1 of a million Americans would say "mum"'

- Maybe she said it in an interview and the journalist who wrote it down happened to be British, so it's a journalist's transliteration of mom.

June 30, 2009 5:34 AM

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