Taylor Momsen, the faux-punky "bad girl" (we guess) of the Gossip Girl cast isn't nearly as famous as her bloated, little 15-year-old head thinks she is.
While Taylor's been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she's virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she "made a huge scene covering her face and trying to duck behind her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice her."
Aw. It's tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn't know what hit them.
View a gallery of Taylor Momsen here!
While Taylor's been able to cavort around with a jagged haircut, expensive dresses, and swap spit with pretty boy homosexuals trying desperately to appear straight, she's virtually unknown out of her own little fishbowl.
A Page Six spy spotted her down south in Rockville, Md (land of soccer moms and Easy Spirit sneakers) eating dinner with her Dad. Of course nobody looked twice (the suburbs practically mass manufacture cutesy blond girls who look like they shop at Hot Topic) but she "made a huge scene covering her face and trying to duck behind her dad . . . even though nobody in the restaurant seemed to notice her."
Aw. It's tough being an International Bathroom-Loving Super Star With Too Much Eyeliner. That Rockville restaurant didn't know what hit them.
View a gallery of Taylor Momsen here!
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Lucy22 says:
MD isn't exactly "the South"
Annicka says:
15? She looks beat.
duh says:
Everyone knows Taylor is a major heroin addict. Sad.
Erika says:
Hmm, I live in DC and Rockville's a suburb. If I were there I probably wouldn't be like falling all over myself, I'd probably be like hey look, Jenny Humphrey and continue eating.
OK I might go over to her and tell her to get off the coke.
K says:
I live in Rockville, and it's deffinetly not the South. Didn't even know she was in the area and wouldnt have cared if I did see her.
tony the tiger says:
I saw Taylor Momsen smoking Marlboro Reds like a pro outside the Equinox gym in West Chelsea. She looked absolutely horrible--like a thirty year old or older. Those rumors about heroin use may be true.
One suspicion I did confirm (and you can clearly see from the picture accompanying this post): she wears blue color contacts. she has brown eyes. the blue color contacts make her eyes look dead. she wasn't wearing them when i saw her.
chace crawford uses that equinox gym. maybe she was meeting up with him for some more "kissy" after he finished with the boys in the steam room
bee says:
well obviously she is famous if you're posting about her!
Suggit says:
Sorry but anything below the Mason Dixon is considered the SOUTH. Mason Dixon line lies between Maryland and Pennsylvania. Today's Maryland residents may consider themselves too cosmopolitian to "assoicated" with the South by since before the Civil war this was the dividing line between North and South. Plus, i don't know why Marylander like to bitch about this. Get over it. Donkeys. Same for Virginia people too. Sheesh.
Patrick says:
I live across the street from Little J in Chelsea. Every time I see her on the street, which is fairly often, she looks me RIGHT IN THE EYES like "ya, you know me" then quickly hides herself away.
Hey FYI- I don't give a shit.
Caroline says:
Mason Dixon whatever but I live in NC and we do not consider people that live in MD to be southerners. Even if they do occasionally get mentioned in Southern Living Magazine.
iseepinkelefants says:
Who is this?
Bossy says:
I'm pretty certain her eyes are blue. I've seen pictures of her (just type her name into google image) at the age of 7 or so. I highly doubt she wore color contacts back then.
Dan says:
I live in Rockville, too. I used to watch Gossip Girl (G.G.) myself for the shear comedy, but now it's fallen off my radar scope.
I can definitely say that the D.C. metro area has plenty of blonde gals, and most look the same to me. I wouldn't be able to identify Taylor at all, but if I did, I would've taken a picture with her and send it to my cousins, who are absolutely nuts about G.G. Other than that, nothing else.
Whitney says:
They didn't say that MD was the South, just that it was "down south" as in south of New York City.
Durr.
JK says:
While technically the South, any true Southerner would laugh in the face of Marylander who thought they qualified as Southern. Florida is the the South too but it sure ain't Southern.
The real South is Louisiana, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, Alabama, Georgia and South Carolina. And that is IT. No, not even North Carolina.
The South is a state of mind and a type of culture.
Anyway, I don't believe this chick is 15. She looks twice that.
I've never heard of this person either. So not famous.
Holden says:
Seems to me Taylor might benefit from an old fashoned spanking...
Her parents must be disciples of the Spears Family Parenting Center....
emmy says:
am i the only person who thinks that that dress isn't appropriate for a 15 year old? i mean she's not wearing a slip or even a bra under it
Thalia says:
That silver dress is see-through!!! she is 15 years old...wtf.
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