Unfortunately, it isn't in Amy Winehouse's DNA to just chillax and sip a Mai Tai on a vacation.
Well, maybe the Mai Tai part (but it wouldn't be sipping) and if you substitute chillax for running around drunk, naked and sleeping with the help, then you got Amy's Caribbean Holiday down to a tea.
The Sun is reporting today (everyday it's a brand spanking new Winehouse tale!) that the hotel staff is 100% over the Amy Winehouse novelty. She, reportedly, threw a glass of water at a tourist yesterday which was the "last straw."
"Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw," the "source" is quoted as saying. "She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She's hardly the most popular guest."
Sounds like our type of girl! Does Amy do weddings?
One silver lining, perhaps, is that she certainly has gotten everybody in touch with their musical side.
"Some staff have started singing their own version of "Rehab" under their breath when she's around. But they altered the chorus to sing, 'Just go, go, go'."
View a gallery of Amy Winehouse's finer Caribbean moments here!
Well, maybe the Mai Tai part (but it wouldn't be sipping) and if you substitute chillax for running around drunk, naked and sleeping with the help, then you got Amy's Caribbean Holiday down to a tea.
The Sun is reporting today (everyday it's a brand spanking new Winehouse tale!) that the hotel staff is 100% over the Amy Winehouse novelty. She, reportedly, threw a glass of water at a tourist yesterday which was the "last straw."
"Everyone wants Amy to disappear. Her attack on this guest was the last straw," the "source" is quoted as saying. "She walks around in the same grimy bikini bottoms each day with her boobs on show, gets drunk, gropes waiters and is rude to male staff. She's hardly the most popular guest."
Sounds like our type of girl! Does Amy do weddings?
One silver lining, perhaps, is that she certainly has gotten everybody in touch with their musical side.
"Some staff have started singing their own version of "Rehab" under their breath when she's around. But they altered the chorus to sing, 'Just go, go, go'."
View a gallery of Amy Winehouse's finer Caribbean moments here!
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Oh No says:
Throw a bucket of bleach water on her ass and I bet she'll melt. They got her to go to St. Lucia because they was trying to get her to take a bath in the ocean. I bet when she was out in the water they tried to get her to play with a bar of soap.