Good morning, folks! Time for your daily Amy Winehouse crack-date. Things have been steadily declining for our favorite vacationer-at-large, and now Amy is officially the cut-off drunk chick of the island. The staff have been alerted to NOT under any circumstances give the nutso-chick-in- the-dirty-bikini-top any alcohol.
Ah, naive, naive St. Lucia bartenders and staff! Rules mean nothing to our favorite Wino. When there is a will, there's a way.
"We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut," said one vacationer.
and
View a gallery of Amy Winehouse on vacation here!
Ah, naive, naive St. Lucia bartenders and staff! Rules mean nothing to our favorite Wino. When there is a will, there's a way.
"We keep catching her crawling past bars, or hiding behind chairs. She grabs guests' drinks and runs off, like a squirrel with a nut," said one vacationer.
and
"She was spotted creeping up behind one woman, asking for a cigarette and then sprinting away with her cocktail...She's like a child craving attention. It's embarrassing."
Ah, man. And we really thought this Caribbean va-cay was doing our Crackie of Camden some good! It seems like just yesterday she scored a healthy-looking man piece, was having festive flings with Father Christmas, ripping off constrictive clothing and showing us all some healthy-looking booze bloat.View a gallery of Amy Winehouse on vacation here!
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jjj says:
Your comments on these celebs are ALWAYS hilarious..."healthy-looking booze bloat" DEAD. Keep it up!
Rachel says:
I'm going to have the visual of Amy-squirrel in my head all day now *laughs uncontrollably*
WTF?? says:
is she sucking her thumb???