Anne Hathaway Exploring Other Job Opportunities

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So Anne Hathaway is sucking up to the Obama administration so the FBI will overlook anything she might have had to do with her ex-beard getting pinched for impersonating the Vatican and bilking people out of money. She says that she wants to be First Babysitter. Christ, why not just volunteer to be First Hooker? Cheesy.

"I would want to be head babysitter," she said. "I'd love to be First Babysitter, absolutely."

The Bride Wars star says that she would put on "performances" for Barack and Michelle Obama's daughters - Sasha, 7, and Malia, 10. Uh...

"I'll just go up and do performances for his kids all day and just keep them entertained," Hathaway said. "They seem like really sweet girls. They seem very well mannered. So I would be First Entertainer."

There is no way Malia and Sasha want some freaky white girl acting crazy up in their bedroom. "Mommy, why is there some crying creepy lady trying to put on a puppet show in our playroom? I'm trying to watch the Jonas Brothers." 

Check out all 15+ photos of Anne Hathaway and Kate Hudson at the Berlin premiere of Bride Wars in the gallery!


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4 Comments

January 17, 2009 3:31 PM

So Anne is Liberal wacko. What a shame. She has a hot body and overall great look. She likes anal. Oh well, no one is perfect.

July 1, 2009 12:25 AM

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July 2, 2009 12:48 PM

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