The Gay Times wondered how on Earth they were going to make their newest cover girl Lily Allen
marketable to the gay community. So what to do? Settle for a lame,
Girls Gone Wild: College Edition type quote. This is what they got for
us:
"I did once snog identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a*** on one of them."
That's it?!?! Boooring. C'mon Lily. You're edgy! You snort coke! You bang married men! You facebook threat! And here's the kicker:
"I have lesbian dreams a lot."
We're disappointed. But this is what happens when you don't keep the momentum up of your own self-inflicted stick-foot-in-mouth campaign.
Quick Lily. Leak those topless text messages. You're losing relevance.
View a gallery of Lily Allen ouside London's Cameo Nightclub here!
"I did once snog identical twins in San Diego. I was on the sofa and I had them both. I was dancing and shoving my a*** on one of them."
That's it?!?! Boooring. C'mon Lily. You're edgy! You snort coke! You bang married men! You facebook threat! And here's the kicker:
"I have lesbian dreams a lot."
We're disappointed. But this is what happens when you don't keep the momentum up of your own self-inflicted stick-foot-in-mouth campaign.
Quick Lily. Leak those topless text messages. You're losing relevance.
View a gallery of Lily Allen ouside London's Cameo Nightclub here!
Photo Credit: WENN
Website: photo.wenn.com
Blue Veleveeta says:
Poor Lily-she can't break the US, then Katy Perry comes along, steals her act, breaks the US and gets big in Lily's country. That must make her nuts! Of course, now she's trying to pick a fight with Katy....
Expect more drunkeness, dumb hats and "outrageous" behavior before her new album appears. I thought she was going to grow up when she got pregnant but she's stupider than ever...
stella says:
The new album is good. She's still a mess, though.
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