We all know it's a tough economy out there, but we didn't realize that it had gotten to the point where Lisa Rinna has started pleading with entertainment journalists to help her find work.
Paying for needles to the face ain't cheap! We should have noticed the signs, back when she was admitting that she was thinking about doing Playboy. And then this week, she literally put out an all-points bulletin, BEGGING the powers-that-be behind a possible Melrose Place reunion to hire her tan, desperate ass.
So yes, we're giving her three martinis in the hopes that it will help her to calm down a little bit. Honey, you need to at least pretend to play hard to get. Try to keep some of that...dignity? Is that what we're going to call this?
Check out all 15+ photos of Lisa Rinna at the SAG Awards in the gallery!
Paying for needles to the face ain't cheap! We should have noticed the signs, back when she was admitting that she was thinking about doing Playboy. And then this week, she literally put out an all-points bulletin, BEGGING the powers-that-be behind a possible Melrose Place reunion to hire her tan, desperate ass.
So yes, we're giving her three martinis in the hopes that it will help her to calm down a little bit. Honey, you need to at least pretend to play hard to get. Try to keep some of that...dignity? Is that what we're going to call this?
Check out all 15+ photos of Lisa Rinna at the SAG Awards in the gallery!
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Noname says:
She needs to stop doing this terrible things to her lips so she will not eternally be thought of in the same instant as hemhorroids.
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Is that a Kabbalah bracelet?
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Wow - it's like the flea market version of Raquel Welch - wtf????
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