Jamaica -- you're up!
St. Lucia's prudish, uptight culture is squelching Amy Winehouse's creative genius.
How in the world is one to write an album without sufficient pharmaceuticals? It's cruel and unusual. This whole no-drugs-just-booze culture isn't cute anymore. Amy is ready to get back to her roots, and jet off to Jamaica, where the beaches are lined with "cannabis and crack cocaine" to record this imaginary third album they continue to speak of.
We just can't wait for The Sun to shake down Jamaican tourists and locals for some St. Lucia-style tales. According to the Sun, Amy is:
"Looking and feeling so much better and is worried about the bad influences waiting for her back in London. She has written a big chunk of her new album and has told bosses she wants to go to Jamaica to record it. The label is "fully aware" Jamaica is awash with drugs like crack cocaine and cannabis. But the source said: "They are keen to accommodate her as long as she keeps getting better and carries on working."
Of course this all depends on the record label's definition of "working" but we're 100% sure Amy will "create" something completely unique in Jamaica.
St. Lucia's prudish, uptight culture is squelching Amy Winehouse's creative genius.
How in the world is one to write an album without sufficient pharmaceuticals? It's cruel and unusual. This whole no-drugs-just-booze culture isn't cute anymore. Amy is ready to get back to her roots, and jet off to Jamaica, where the beaches are lined with "cannabis and crack cocaine" to record this imaginary third album they continue to speak of.
We just can't wait for The Sun to shake down Jamaican tourists and locals for some St. Lucia-style tales. According to the Sun, Amy is:
"Looking and feeling so much better and is worried about the bad influences waiting for her back in London. She has written a big chunk of her new album and has told bosses she wants to go to Jamaica to record it. The label is "fully aware" Jamaica is awash with drugs like crack cocaine and cannabis. But the source said: "They are keen to accommodate her as long as she keeps getting better and carries on working."
Of course this all depends on the record label's definition of "working" but we're 100% sure Amy will "create" something completely unique in Jamaica.
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Josh says:
Jamaica is inspirational. Dr. King have gone there to clear his mind and write speeches, so have many other actors. A part of the James Bond trilogy was filmed there and quite a few great artists have risen from those beautiful white sand beaches among them: Bob Marley, Jimmy Cliff and in recent times Shaggy.
As per your cocaine lined beaches, the same can be said for your beautiful South Beach which was probably built on bails of cocaine. Drugs is everywhere so you (Miu von Furstenberg)should refrain from the ignorance of thinking drugs is why she is going to Jamaica you buffoon
first time here says:
Thank you Josh. Well said. What an idiot!
ASA says:
You really are out of order.
"The label is "fully aware" Jamaica is awash with drugs like crack cocaine and cannabis"
I've lived here all my life and even I didnt know the beaches are awash with weed and cocaine. We dont have anymore drugs here than anywhere in europe or north america. Please be careful how you report such rubbish as fact
2 Old 4 This says:
EEEEEEEEEEK!
I haven't even read the caption. I just scrolled down the page and actually shreaked out loud when that picture came into frame
Amazed by your ignorance says:
Beaches lined with "cannabis and cocaine?" Really? That's white sand you moron. And maybe you should actually credit your quote to someone so we can know who to blame for the buffoonery you've included in your article. We don't want Amy in Jamaica, not b/c she would deplete our supposedly unlimited drug supply, but because faux serious journalists like you would follow her, and I can't think of anything that would sully our beaches more. 'Nuff said.
Lisa timmons and J. Harvey are ignorant ethnocentric fucktards says:
where is that quote from? weed and crack lined beaches? how irresponsible, but this is a blog after all.
tizzle says:
Shaggy?! Please tell me you are kidding! I'm not Jamaican but I could name dozens of singers including the homeless guy down the street that would qualify as great Jamaican singers before SHAGGY!
Josh said:
Jamaica is inspirational. Dr. King have gone there to clear his mind and write speeches, so have many other actors. A part of the James Bond trilogy was filmed there and quite a few great artists have risen from those beautiful white sand beaches among them: Bob Marley, Jimmy Cliff and in recent times Shaggy.
Nicky says:
I'm not defending the person who writes the information on this site but what all of you have to remember is this is a gossip site. It's not a site you come to for facts a true information. This is a site that basically rips on famous people. I doubt there's much truth to any of these articles really.
ROBERT COTTON says:
WHAT BUNK!!!Hello Melissa Noble your story SUCKED and your choice of words are less then notable. GET A LIFE. I feel so bad for all that make it to be famouse with IDIOTS like you writting JUNK!!! Amy thank GOD is doing great. PLEASE PEOPLE STOP WRITTERS LIKE THIS FROM WRITTING!!!!!!!!
KARLI says:
HOW DARE THEY IMPLY THAT JAMAICA IS A LAND OF DRUGS. WHAT THE BOARDER CONTROLLER SHOULD BE DOING ALONG WITH THE IMMIGRATIONS. THE SHOULD NOT PREMIT HER FROM ENTERING JAMAICA. SHE IS A KNOWN CRIMINAL. BRITAIN HAS A HABIT OF REFUSING ARTISTS FROM JAMAICA TO ENTER BRITAIN WHO ARE NOT KNWON CRIMINALS BUT FOR WHAT THEY BELIVE AND KNOW IS TRUE.
KEEP HER OUT... AND THOSE LIKE HER SHE IS NO REAL ASSESST TO BRITAIN LET ALONE JAMACIA
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lulu says:
Im Jamaican and Amy is welcome to jamaica anytime! I dont see Amy doing anything that white English people not known for.
White English teenagers and tourists are known to be arrested for overdose of crack cocain and alcohol EVERYWHERE THEY HOLIDAY its a known FACT!