Hey Madonna -- don't think your 22-year-old modelizing and boy toy-ing is going unnoticed. A-Rod's watching you, missy. Remember him?
Yeah. Him.
His ego may need some stroking now that his divorce is final, and the old cougar he thought he could kick around and deny, has scrounged up something younger, hotter and Brazillian.
Sources tell the New York Daiy News that A-Rod is "mortified... It's embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked, and now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud."
Of course, Madge is telling him to sit tight. It's all just a "decoy." Whaaaa? Madonna and Jesus Luz aren't in love? Shoot. There goes our theory.
"Madonna pooh-pooed her relationship with Jesus and called it a publicity trick," the insider confides. "But now that Jesus was spotted out with her kids, she can't hide her subterfuge any longer."
Rather Jesus is just "keeping her warm at night."
Ugh. Lourdes better watch it when she brings crushes home from school. Madge is dangerously bordering on turning into a Mrs. Robinson times infinity.
View a gallery of A-Rod and Madonna with Jesus Luz in New York City!
Yeah. Him.
His ego may need some stroking now that his divorce is final, and the old cougar he thought he could kick around and deny, has scrounged up something younger, hotter and Brazillian.
Sources tell the New York Daiy News that A-Rod is "mortified... It's embarrassing for him because he and Madonna have been so publicly linked, and now it looks like he's been dumped for a younger stud."
Of course, Madge is telling him to sit tight. It's all just a "decoy." Whaaaa? Madonna and Jesus Luz aren't in love? Shoot. There goes our theory.
"Madonna pooh-pooed her relationship with Jesus and called it a publicity trick," the insider confides. "But now that Jesus was spotted out with her kids, she can't hide her subterfuge any longer."
Rather Jesus is just "keeping her warm at night."
Ugh. Lourdes better watch it when she brings crushes home from school. Madge is dangerously bordering on turning into a Mrs. Robinson times infinity.
View a gallery of A-Rod and Madonna with Jesus Luz in New York City!
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Leona says:
Did you mean "times infinity"?
T-Bone says:
That kid is really, really, really good looking ;) Exactly my type, except I'd like him about 18 years older ;) We just don't have this type in Minnesota. Sucks.
james says:
madonna is not date him.they just met for a business reunion.steven klein was there and all madonna staff,she left after 20 minutes and left without give him a kiss or a hug,just said bye
Martiniman says:
Ah yeah, like A-Rod couldn't do any better than Madonna..I'm sure he's waiting for the phone to ring...
Carla says:
Slut!
beanie says:
Jesus is a hottie times infinity!
LRM216 says:
Embarrassing A-Rod? No, she is only embarrassing herself - the old cow. I would not consider this a conquest on her part, but merely an old dying out star's desperate grasp at thinking she's still cool and wanted. How sad she has chosen this bath to go down. The Vivenne Westwood of tomorrow!
jay says:
Can't Madonna just die already?
She's done, she's boring.....
She can't sing, she's coasted for
years!
Please, end your life Madonna!!!
meji says:
that is crazy
Bwmebmcf says:
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