Amidst the media cyclone of Alex Rodriguez's admitted steroid use, he
rushed to the comfort of Cynthia's buff, sculpted arms -- not Madonna's.
Madge is none too happy about this. She's been pumping iron and doing
one-handed push-ups all year in order to hold and rock A-Rod to sleep after a
long hard day. That's her woman now, Cynthia. Step off.
According to the New York Daily News: "Madge is pissed! Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis."
Madonna thinks she has The Most Experience Ever when it comes toher own self-generated media storms, and doesn't get why Alex didn't rush to her for solace.
In case it was that little, Brazilian-Jesus-model-fling-whatever-get-over-it-A-Rod, she assured Alex (again!) that Jesus Luz is nothing but a "PR stunt." (Probably to help her appear young and relevant.)
"She's so desperate to see Alex, she's plotting a way that they can sneak out to the Hamptons to work things out. She wants to have some alone time."
You could sub the words "A-Rod" "Madonna" "Cynthia" and "Jesus" with four teenagers at your local high school if you wanted. There are several slutty cheerleader/dumb jock love squares just like this swirling on every yellow bus in America.
Let's just hope they all kiss and make up before prom.
According to the New York Daily News: "Madge is pissed! Alex ran right home to Cynthia, and to Madonna, this is the ultimate dis."
Madonna thinks she has The Most Experience Ever when it comes to
In case it was that little, Brazilian-Jesus-model-fling-whatever-get-over-it-A-Rod, she assured Alex (again!) that Jesus Luz is nothing but a "PR stunt." (Probably to help her appear young and relevant.)
"She's so desperate to see Alex, she's plotting a way that they can sneak out to the Hamptons to work things out. She wants to have some alone time."
You could sub the words "A-Rod" "Madonna" "Cynthia" and "Jesus" with four teenagers at your local high school if you wanted. There are several slutty cheerleader/dumb jock love squares just like this swirling on every yellow bus in America.
Let's just hope they all kiss and make up before prom.
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Tj20 says:
socialitelife.celebuzz stop making stories or stupid gossip. Madonna and Alex are not a couple they just friends and have the same manager. and hello!!! Alex and Cynthia have children. dont you think that Alex is going to Cynthia to see his kids.
"that Jesus Luz is nothing but a "PR stunt" to make her seem young and relevant"
Do you guys really think that Madonna is saying this to a source ????? please socialitelife.celebuzz stop invent stories.
james says:
listen this is ridiculous.madonna is not pissed cause she never date a-rod.stop this.u never see then together and his ex wife e
went into madonna concert to.she never date him.they are just friends ,they already said that.face it.they just have the same maneger
melroe says:
stop being such a ridiculous blog.what a supid assholes.madonna is fine and she is not dating
Jared Smythe says:
Please take a look at the right what
do you see! Madonna's BOYFRIEND who
is wearing nothing but a towel. There
is no way that the fake relationship
with A-Rod is going to work. Get with
the program she likes her latin men
so Marc Anthony better watch out!
mini says:
jared madonna is not dating a-rod or even jesus.she is helping him cause she likes him.
peachpie says:
multiple poster, perhaps? hmmm...
anyway, i think cynthia looks startling like emma watson from the harry potter movies. i thought it WAS her for a moment.
peachpie says:
@ peachpie:
err... looks startlingLY like emma watson...
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