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Apparently, Guy Ritchie is wondering what in God's name he ever saw in that thing he shared bodily fluids with for multiple years. He refuses to even call IT by ITS human name anymore. Whatever the hell it is.
According to the Sun, a source revealed: "Guy will say, 'Oh, It's in a bad mood today'. Even towards the end of their marriage, he would call her It. He told people, 'We can't make It angry'.
Actually, this clears up a lot. We've had our questions about Madonna's human-ness, if you will. We've basically decided she's made some sort of red string pact with the devil allowing for 22-year-old models to find themselves in her bed and wake up each morning with a face that refuses to age and body that innately rejects body fat.
Actually, being an "IT" seems like a fair trade-off.
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martiniman says:
this is stupid.he would never say that.stop making things sound false.he said he respects madonna and she will always be the mother of his kids.guy is not that kind of a guy.they did it very calm and in an adult way.the media was sad because they want it to become a circus but it was very civil.they still get together with their kids and they spend the xtmas together too.dont forgette
Butters says:
She turned herself into an IT years ago.
He's just calling an IT an IT.
Jessie says:
this is really a nasty gossip how can you say something like this to the Mother of your children.
plain jane says:
I feel sorry for Ritchie. I'm sure he DID refer to her as "IT", but did so in private. Who hasn't said something unflattering about an ex with the understanding it would stay a private thing. The only difference here is the celeb factor attached to Ritchie & "IT"
MAN OF THE YEAR says:
she is the one that makes all her relationships very public, especially the sex. She is a slut and enjoys it, but she still thinks it's cool when the majority don't want to even see her on stage anymore. Sorry but she doesn't cut it anymore, all her songs since 2001 are the same and she has been cruel to all the men that have been with her.
Congrats to A. Rod for avoiding that bullet denying his "get together" with her. THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS TO YOU FOR BEING A SELFISH OLD BITCH, PLEASE DO US A VERY BIG FAVOR AND RETIRE BACK TO LONDON MADONNA.
i am out this mothafucka...
Buffalo Bill says:
It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.
Yoshi says:
Buffalo bill, that's exactly what I was thinking. Ew.
Josh says:
MAN OF THE YEAR what planet are you from? Madonna's tours all sell out and no one makes more on the road than Madonna. Your just a envious old stupid mother f@cker who clearly don't know his ass from a hole in the ground. Madonna gives millions each year to help people with AIDS and cancer not to mention all the children s charities she supports, your the one who is selfish how much your sorry ass give back to others in need? Get a life and grow up you nasty old man.
Lightbulb says:
Will someone please give Guy Ritchie my phone number. (Huff)