Britney Spears Songs Make Madonna Horny

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At The Ritz, a gay bar in Hell's Kitchen in NYC, Madonna was at a birthday soiree on Monday for her trainer Tracy Anderson. The party was going well, but was fairly uneventful...that it, until some Britney Spears song started playing. That's when Madge decided to mouth rape her little piece of man meat.

According to a spy who dished to Page Six, "[Madonna] flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz]."

That is awesome. Later on, they left the party by exiting discreetly out the back door and were whisked home in an SUV, where they assuredly engaged in sexual acts that involved Jesus being whacked repeatedly about the head and shoulders with a giant, pink hammer.

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with boyfriend Jesus Luz out on a romantic snowy dinner date in NYC.



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12 Comments

March 4, 2009 9:59 AM

madonna is so damn hot.but this story sounds false to me.how do u know and whers the pics??? no pics ,means false story.sorry
we know that madonna sells lots of magazines but stop lying

madonna is starting to look the the plastic-surgery aftermath of pricilla presley - hope madge stops now, 'cause i think she has reached the limit on whatever she did to her face.

The story is false, Madonna and Britney have always been friends they admire and respect each other.
And Logan Madonna looks great that remark is uncalled for, maybe your a little green with envy?

Josh, there are a lot of people who would agree that Madonna should stop the surgery and try aging gracefully. Why don't you stop using the envy card because I doubt everyone who finds Madonna unattractive are ugly themselves. I could think of a lot of other older women I would rather look like such as Susan Sarandon or Meryl Streep.

March 7, 2009 8:41 AM

EWWWW! Madonna making out with anyone turns me on about as much as... Octomom! Im sure this bitch fakes everything in a controlling, concerted, lousy performance kind of way. Just like everthing else she does.

March 7, 2009 8:39 PM

Ok, first, she hasn't got the look of plastic surgery. Sure, she's had work done, nut non-surgical stuff like botox and microdermabrasion, laser treatments and the like. Her face looks less wrinkled, but not stretched like the looks of surgery.

Secondly, the story is mostly false. I was at the Ritz last monday night, and I saw M there with Jesus, her new "boy toy". She was in a pretty good mood, drank a cosmo and a bottle of water, watched the drag show, had a good time, and left. She may have kissed Jesus a couple of times but there was no public aggressive makeout session. Period. I saw the whole thing, this is rediculous.

And back to point one, she looked really, really good. Not overly youthful or overly thin. She looked like a happy and healthy woman.

March 12, 2009 4:13 PM

maddona is still in rehab poor thig but she need help too but her music is goood too but she is good parson and i wife and not good mother at all she is very why she left gay ricy is not good enouth why woman they are the bain in the bottom to is not good at all

March 19, 2009 1:09 PM

I think that Maddona really did make out with Brittney because on MTV awarts they saw a pic of them kissing.

March 19, 2009 1:15 PM

I THINK MADDONA REALLY DID MAKE OUT WITH BRITNEY S. BECAUSE ON A MAGZZINE THAIR WAS A PIC OF THEM KISSING!!!!!.... OH AND IF YOUR WONDRING WHAT THE MAGAZZIN WAS NAME BRAND WAS CALLED IT WAS CALLED STARZ!!!!!........

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