Justin Timberlake To Release His Own Tequila

Share     



Justin Timberlake can sing, dance, and do moderately funny things on the moderately unfunny Saturday Night Live. He's also good at serial dating his way through Hollywood and is pleasant to look at with his shirt off. We'll give him that. 

But where does any of that warrant him an expert in tequila of all things? 

Page Six reported this morning that Justin was seen "touring a Mexican distillery" and "tasting" tequilas as research for his own brand.

Really? Doesn't Justin seem a little too prissy for tequila? Wouldn't he be a better fit for a line of pastel-colored, sugary mixers for chocolate martinis or something?

He could even wear a matching fedora and record his own commercial jingle in that characteristic high-pitched falsetto. Seems right up his alley.

We don't have high expectations, but here's hoping he makes it as dirty and Mexican as possible. We're talking shriveled, hallucinogenic worm at the bottom of the bottle and all. Go all out, J. Timb.

Gallery Info: Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala





Photo Credit: Splash News Online | Getty Images
Website: www.splashnewsonline.com | www.gettyimages.com

5 Comments

You can know more at free interracial social site ' stdchatting.com '
where i have met many single black and white beauties

You can know more at free interracial social site ' stdchatting.com '
where i have met many single black and white beauties

March 18, 2009 10:04 AM

Because he thinks he knows junk. At his concerts he would take a shot of Patron and say "It's called Patron, dont try this at home." Cause he's a tool, and though I would bone him, he wouldnt be allowed to think or speak.

June 27, 2009 8:05 PM

eMR4jg comment4 ,

July 2, 2009 12:12 PM

I bookmarked this link. Thank you for good job!

Leave a comment


Type the characters you see in the picture above.

  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 1
  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 2
  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 3
  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 4
  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 5
  • Justin Timberlake in NYC with Jessica Biel, and at the TriBeCa Ball Fundraising Gala 6


Archive


Top Stories

Twilight Saga

THE TWILIGHT SAGA ARCHIVES

Robert Pattinson | Taylor Lautner | Kristen Stewart | Twilight | New Moon | Eclipse | Breaking Dawn | Alex Meraz | Kellan Lutz | Jackson Rathbone | Nikki Reed | Ashley Greene | Peter Facinelli | Cam Gigandet | Rachelle Lefevre | Dakota Fanning | Xavier Samuel | Bryce Dallas Howard | Christian Serratos | Elisabeth Reaser | Jack Houston

Hot Photos













Latest Stories on Celebuzz
PHOTO GALLERY: Robert Pattinson Arrives in Japan

PHOTO GALLERY: Robert Pattinson Arrives in Ja

VIDEO: The Glee Cast Does the World Series

Report: Adam Lambert Is Single

Read More On Celebuzz

Popular Tags

About ASL

Socialite Life provides your recommended daily dose of celebrity gossip, photos, & media speculation - brought to you in digestible bites. To be enjoyed with a martini (and with a sense of humor).

Managing Editor: Michael Prieve
Editors: Lisa Timmons and Miu von Furstenberg
Media Producer: Wayne Ford
Interns: Bailey Edwards, Jessika Marie, Kelly Lynch, Michelle Berger, Nadia Stuart, Nicole Steadman, Ricky Anderson, Lizzie B Vicious, Madison Ventura, Priscilla Rios, Samantha Eng

Got a hot tip for Socialitelife?
Email us at tips.socialitelife@gmail.com
Send us a tip via AIM

Follow us on Twitter, and check out our Facebook page.

FEEDS
Atom, RSS 1.0, RSS 2.0

Copyright © 2009
Fameish Media, LLC & A Socialite's Life.

Categories

















































































































































































































































































































blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

blog advertising
is good for you

More fun sites