'Make Me A Supermodel' Is Chock Full Of Scary Drama

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Sexual inappropriateness and fashion blunders reach a new climax in Season Two's remaining episodes of Bravo's Make Me A Supermodel.

Flirty Kerryn makes a hobby of manhandling Colin's penis to groom him for losing his carefully preserved V-Card. "I hope that by messing with his head it will better prepare him for dealing with girls," she says proudly. Funny, I have a hunch it'll do make him petrified of them forever...

Meanwhile, CJ attempts to swallow her pride and bare her right ass cheek in a risqué runway ensemble. "My entire ass is exposed,' she complains to Sandhurst, who reassures her that nudity is an inevitable part of modeling, so why not start now? I'm sure she felt much better after the inspiring pep talk.

Luckily, CJ wasn't the only one looking like a freak - every contestant had the privelige of being attacked with body paint, black lipstick, and mohawk-friendly hairspray which resulted in a drag-meets-goth style so well done that Laury looked like, according to Gabriel, "the nightmare he had when he was 5."

The one thing noticeably absent from all the upcoming episodes seems to be any sort of catfight, but at least there is one surprise: a guest appearance by one of fashion's most beloved male models. I'm crossing my fingers they mean David Beckham...

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Gallery Info: Celebration of the new season of Make Me A Supermodel at Catherine Malandrino's Meatpacking Boutique