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June 10, 2009 2:53 PM

Even though I completely believe Brad and Angie are going down in flames there is no way that Brad or Jen would invite the limo driver to leave the car and join them for a drink while they discussed their lives.

Jen is done with this douche. He humiliated her in front of the entire world, cheated on her and had six kids in 3 1/2 years. His was the most outrageous mid-life crisis any of us has ever seen. No way Jen would be interested in dating ANY man with six kids, let alone this aging freak show.

June 10, 2009 10:16 PM

Anyone else seen those nude pics of Brad Pitt in Playgirl from years ago (the ones with Gwyneth's cauliflower ass facing the camera)?

Well in case you didn't let me share a LITTLE fact about Brad: he has a baby dick. A teenie peenie. No wonder it took so long for him to have his own kids.

Angelina's better off without him.

P.S. A friend of mine was once Jennifer Aniston's personal doctor and confirmed my suspicions that Jennifer is a hermaphrodite: MANISTON

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